Who is this Jerk?
Here's a copy of a email thing I did recently:
1. What Is Your Full Name?
Huey "the Man" Lee
2. What Color Pants Are You Wearing? Brown. (Not because I pooped in them or anything, but that has been known to happen)
3. What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Silence of my pathetic life
4. What Was The Last Thing You Ate? A Bowl of kix.
5. Do You Wish On Stars? only for money
6. If You Were A Crayon, what color would you be? Hot flaming red or poopy brown
7. How Is The Weather Right Now? Who cares, I'm inside
8. Last Person You Talked To On The Phone? No one calls me.
9. Do You Like The Person Who Sent You This? If by "like," you mean "tolerate," then barely.
10. How Are You Today? Fine, thanks for asking.
11. Favorite Drink? Mmmm... Milk
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? Jack off Coke... er.. I mean Jack and Coke
13. Favorite Sport? Hot Oil Wrestling
14. Hair Color? Black
15. Eye Color? My eyes are too small to see.
16. Do You Wear Contacts? Maybe one day.
17. # of Siblings? 1
18. Favorite Month? October (but only the first day, the rest of the month is crappy)
19. Favorite Food? I love Hamburgers
20. Last Movie You Watched? Scooby Doo 2. (I bet you all thought it was some porno)
21. Favorite Day of the Year? Any day that people shower me with gifts.
22. What Do You Do To Vent Anger? Nothing, I bottle it up. When I go postal one day, you guys will be the first to know =)
23. What Was Your Favorite Toy As A Child? Nintendo Entertainment System!
24. Summer or Winter? Summer, because I get a longer break from school!
25. Hugs Or Kisses? I don't get any of those. Thanks for bringing that up!
26. Chocolate Or Vanilla? Vanilla. I am boring that way.
27. Do You Want Your Friends To Write/ E-Mail Back? OK. If they have to.
28. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? You.
29. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? People who have done this already, unless they're mental. (And those people who said I wouldn't respond can go feel bad that they have misjudged my character and should starting thinking of a gift to bribe me for my forgiveness)
30. Living Arrangements? I live by myself, in my parents house.
31. When Was The Last Time You Cried? I cry myself to sleep everyday
32. What Is Under Your Bed? Mostly dead bodies. Freddy Kruger. Oh and some comic books.
33. Who Is The Friend You Have Had The Longest? Me. I am my own best friend.
34. What Did You Do Last Night? I did some homework. Then, I pondered the meaning of life. After a few minutes, I figured it out. Since I had some time left, I also figured out my purpose for being. Then I watched some TV. A few minutes into Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I was attacked by ninjas from the Foot clan that wanted some of the mutagenic ooze I kept in my refrigerator. I quickly took care of them with my deadly martial arts skills of which I am an expert because I am Chinese. Then I went on patrol and dusted a few vampires with the help of my Lesbian Witch friend Willow and her equally Lesbian slayer lover kennedy. After all that, I was tired, so I put off helping Bill Gates with his Windows problems (there were 3 critical flaws found) and went to sleep. Yeah, I know, it's so boring.
35. Favorite Smells? I don't really have any favorite smells, but sometimes I like to fart and then smell my own fart.
36. What Inspires You? Money
37. What Are You Afraid Of? I want to say you (but I am afraid of you)
38. Plain, Buttered Or Salted Popcorn? BUTTered
39. Favorite Car? Good ol' Honday Civic, but suped up!
40. Favorite Flower? I wish I got flowers =(
41. Number Of Keys On Your Key Ring? Four. One to my front door, one to my front gate, one for my handcuffs, and one to my broken heart!
43. Favorite Day Of The Week? Saturday.
44. What Did You Do On Your Last Birthday? I don't remember, which leads me to believe that it was boring. Try harder this year guys!
45. Do You Own A Donor Card? No. Because it would be a waste because I am going to live forever.
2. What Color Pants Are You Wearing? Brown. (Not because I pooped in them or anything, but that has been known to happen)
3. What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Silence of my pathetic life
4. What Was The Last Thing You Ate? A Bowl of kix.
5. Do You Wish On Stars? only for money
6. If You Were A Crayon, what color would you be? Hot flaming red or poopy brown
7. How Is The Weather Right Now? Who cares, I'm inside
8. Last Person You Talked To On The Phone? No one calls me.
9. Do You Like The Person Who Sent You This? If by "like," you mean "tolerate," then barely.
10. How Are You Today? Fine, thanks for asking.
11. Favorite Drink? Mmmm... Milk
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? Jack off Coke... er.. I mean Jack and Coke
13. Favorite Sport? Hot Oil Wrestling
14. Hair Color? Black
15. Eye Color? My eyes are too small to see.
16. Do You Wear Contacts? Maybe one day.
17. # of Siblings? 1
18. Favorite Month? October (but only the first day, the rest of the month is crappy)
19. Favorite Food? I love Hamburgers
20. Last Movie You Watched? Scooby Doo 2. (I bet you all thought it was some porno)
21. Favorite Day of the Year? Any day that people shower me with gifts.
22. What Do You Do To Vent Anger? Nothing, I bottle it up. When I go postal one day, you guys will be the first to know =)
23. What Was Your Favorite Toy As A Child? Nintendo Entertainment System!
24. Summer or Winter? Summer, because I get a longer break from school!
25. Hugs Or Kisses? I don't get any of those. Thanks for bringing that up!
26. Chocolate Or Vanilla? Vanilla. I am boring that way.
27. Do You Want Your Friends To Write/ E-Mail Back? OK. If they have to.
28. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? You.
29. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? People who have done this already, unless they're mental. (And those people who said I wouldn't respond can go feel bad that they have misjudged my character and should starting thinking of a gift to bribe me for my forgiveness)
30. Living Arrangements? I live by myself, in my parents house.
31. When Was The Last Time You Cried? I cry myself to sleep everyday
32. What Is Under Your Bed? Mostly dead bodies. Freddy Kruger. Oh and some comic books.
33. Who Is The Friend You Have Had The Longest? Me. I am my own best friend.
34. What Did You Do Last Night? I did some homework. Then, I pondered the meaning of life. After a few minutes, I figured it out. Since I had some time left, I also figured out my purpose for being. Then I watched some TV. A few minutes into Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I was attacked by ninjas from the Foot clan that wanted some of the mutagenic ooze I kept in my refrigerator. I quickly took care of them with my deadly martial arts skills of which I am an expert because I am Chinese. Then I went on patrol and dusted a few vampires with the help of my Lesbian Witch friend Willow and her equally Lesbian slayer lover kennedy. After all that, I was tired, so I put off helping Bill Gates with his Windows problems (there were 3 critical flaws found) and went to sleep. Yeah, I know, it's so boring.
35. Favorite Smells? I don't really have any favorite smells, but sometimes I like to fart and then smell my own fart.
36. What Inspires You? Money
37. What Are You Afraid Of? I want to say you (but I am afraid of you)
38. Plain, Buttered Or Salted Popcorn? BUTTered
39. Favorite Car? Good ol' Honday Civic, but suped up!
40. Favorite Flower? I wish I got flowers =(
41. Number Of Keys On Your Key Ring? Four. One to my front door, one to my front gate, one for my handcuffs, and one to my broken heart!
43. Favorite Day Of The Week? Saturday.
44. What Did You Do On Your Last Birthday? I don't remember, which leads me to believe that it was boring. Try harder this year guys!
45. Do You Own A Donor Card? No. Because it would be a waste because I am going to live forever.
More you say? Fine! Here's page 3.