About: It's all about me!

All about me

Of course, what use is a website, if I can't build a narcissistic shrine to myself? I mean who's more important than me? Don't say you, because you know you aren't!

Here you will find out some information about me, my educational background, and my past work experience. I guess you can say this is a resume of sorts. And if you are a high paying company looking for someone who can sit all day, do nothing, and not complain, I am your prime candidate!

And for those looking for incriminating evidence, sex videos, or info on where I hid those bodies.. that's a whole different website. But the information in this section is just as damning, and makes you feel just as dirty!