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| Doctor Dre |
This album marked rap's transition from somewhat intellectual sociopolitical commentary (Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash) to violent, cop-blasting, misogynist, blunt-smokin gangsta' rap. To some audiences, rap would never be treated seriously again.
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(The Chronic, 1992) The $20 Sack Pyramid
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"I'm in the money! I'm in the money!"
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(The Chronic, 1992) Deez Nuts
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"Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"
"Hell yeah."
"Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?"
"Hell no bitch, you'd have a **** in yo mouth!"
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| Eminem |
Eminem gets a lot of press for rapping about slitting throats,
drowning his beautiful wife, committing suicide, and other general chaos. Most of this stuff is tired out, but he does produce some songs that are really damn funny.
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(The Marshall Mathers LP, 2000) The Kids
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"Drugs are just bad, mmmmmmkay?"
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(The Marshall Mathers LP, 2000) Marshall Mathers
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"Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)"
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(The Marshall Mathers LP, 2000) Kim
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{*Kim choking*}
"NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEEEEEEED!"
< Chorus >
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(The Freestyle Years) The Bong Song
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"That bong ba-bong bong bong"
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| Master P |
In the following songs, Master P compares himself to Captain Kirk of
Star Trek, ice-cream vendors, and whores. What a guy. And he's rich! A few years ago
he was in the Forbes 500 only a few spots underneath Michael Jordan; the two were the
only African-Americans on the list. Just look at those rings ...
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(Ghetto D, 1997) Captain Kirk
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"... Enterprise will be beamin up outta da ghetto in approximately 5 seconds ..."
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(Ice Cream Man, 1996) Mr. Ice Cream Man
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"I got half-gallons of milk fool, I got 31 flavors ... "
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(Players Club Soundtrack, 1998) You Know I'm a Hoe
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"Cause I'm a hoe, you know I"m a hoe. How do you know because I told ya so ..."
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| MC Hawking |
Straight outta Oxford comes lyrical terrorist MC Hawking, the wheelchair-riding theoretical physicist turned platinum-album gangsta rapper.
Check out his website: www.mchawking.com
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(A Brief History of Rhyme) The Mighty Stephen Hawking
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"Dr. Dre can suck my dick,
that bitch got no PHD,
I lost count of mine,
I got stupid wack degrees."
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(E = MC Hawking) All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
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"I ask Doomsday who the motherfuckers be,
"some punk ass bitches from MIT."
The fucking Institute, man I should've known,
I say meet me at my crib and hang up the phone."
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(Beatz 4 Geekz) QuakeMaster
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"Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit."
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