Date: Wed, 7 Feb 1996 05:35:32 -0800 (PST)
From: India Leach <dchai@leland.Stanford.EDU>
To: tp derfman <t-derfman@nwu.edu>
Cc: awareness@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: Re: who is this man?

I figure I am aware of D.Chai more than most people, so here goes...

On Wed, 7 Feb 1996, tp derfman wrote:

> Who is he?
This big ol stud who lives in Serra house at Stanford.

> Is anyone
> else on this list outside of California?
Yes.

> Why am I on this list?
To increase your awareness.

> I guess I am a complete loser.
cf http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~dhhong

> What's his favorite breath mint?
Altoids

> How many guitar chords does he know?
A lot

> Does he have a sister?
Yes.

> Does he realize how freakin' cold it is here in Chicago?
Yes.

> Is he a Star Trek fan?
Yes.

> Why is everyone so weird in the West Coast?
David Hong. It's a bold claim, but it's one I'm willing to make. Everyone
on the West Coast is weird because of David Hong.

> I hear that is where all the pretty Asian women are...
You heard wrong.


Date: Wed, 7 Feb 1996 17:27:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "Henry W. Hsu" <henryhsu@leland.stanford.edu>
To: awareness@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: AC/DC propaganda -- evil in pure form

Dear "Awareness" Club members:

I have read Mr. Derfman's recent posts to this email list, and it is
disturbing that Mr. India Leach exists in _your_ world as simply an
Altoids-eating, Star Trek-watching, guitar-playing guy.  Mr. Kevin Lee has
propagated a false image of dchai in an attempt to create a mere persona --
perhaps even a pleasant persona at that.  Certainly this is not the Danny
Chai that I know, and Mr. Derfman should be notified of the truth.

Are you not aware that:
        * the downfall of mankind was singularly caused by Danny Chai?
        * millions have suffered from irreversible, completely untactful
          actions on the part of Daniel Sunil Chai?
        * an aura of interpersonal discomfort literally surrounds Chai-boy?
        * DANIEL CHAI ONCE BEAT UP THE EASTER BUNNY?!??

To make things clear, I have accepted and approved Mr. Derfman's recent
application to the one club which makes the TRUTH clear: The Anti-Danny Chai
Club. If any of you unenlightened members of the "awareness" club seek
access to the reality of Daniel Chai, feel free to apply online:

        http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~henryhsu/dchaiENT/antiChai.html

That is all.

Fight the power,
henry


Date: Wed, 7 Feb 1996 23:18:57 -0600 (CST)
From: James Choong-Kwan Choi <jamchoi@owlnet.rice.edu>
To: tp derfman <t-derfman@nwu.edu>
Cc: awareness@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: Re: enlightenment has dawned afresh

I seldom acquire the need for such named freshmints; however, I'd like to
convey to Mr. Freshmaker that I am fond the eclectic flavors of Mentos,
not to mention their captivating (and sometimes daring) advertisements.

Regarding the subject of our heated debate:  It has come to my
attention that the beastial nature of Mr. Chai has not been mentioned.
Feel free to talk about his leviatan qualities.  You may ask Mr. Chai
himself.  Also discuss his lack of anal retention, esp. after partaking of
dairy products.


Date: Thu, 8 Feb 1996 17:41:09 -0800 (PST)
From: Sangsoo Park <spkidd@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU>
To: Kevin Lee <kevbo@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU>
Cc: "Henry W. Hsu" <henryhsu@leland.stanford.edu>,
    awareness@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: Re: AC/DC propaganda -- evil in pure form

Do you know why Danny is a special guy, because he knows the one and only
infamous "Sangsoo Park."


Date: Fri, 9 Feb 1996 04:05:56 +0800 (MYT)
From: Too Ji Hoong <jihoong@pl.jaring.my>
To: Kevin Lee <kevbo@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU>

Greetings from Malaysia :"apa khabar?".

I'm sorry if I have to ask you again coz I'm still very blur about acdc.
What's the main objective of this club besides being aware of Danny Chai?

How did this club come about & why is there an anti-Danny Chai club. Why are
they so sick as to set up a club to make fun of him or is it for fun or what?
Now I know how sickening some Americans are.

Thank you,

Ji Hoong


Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1996 20:54:16 -0800 (PST)
From: 'Diva' Hong <dhhong@leland.Stanford.EDU>
To: Kevin Lee <kevbo@uclink2.Berkeley.EDU>
Subject: Re: AC/DC LIVE! @Stanford report

you are the biggest loser alive.


Date: Sat, 11 May 1996 14:46:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Christine N. Ohm" <kris@leland.Stanford.EDU>
To: Kevin Lee <kevbo@uclink2.berkeley.edu>
Subject: Re: Lots of additions

I did not join AC/DC....who signed me up?
IMPOSTER!!!!