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The Village - Spoiler

I am going to digress here. I am going to tell you what I wished the ending could have been...

She goes in the shed and the village elder gives her a weapon to kill the beast with. It's a bag of magic rocks that grants magic powers. Apparently, this is a village of witches. The beast is there to guard them. The blind girl then goes into the woods kills the beast with her new powers and then goes on a killing spree and kills everyone outside the woods, but then finds out that she was all wrong and it's the people inside the village that are evil. Then she goes back into the village and kills everyone there. Resurrects her Lucias as a zombie-love slave and lives happily ever after as ruler of the world. Doesn't that sound like a good ending? No? Well, it's still better than what I got.

Back in the shed... We find out that the beast is just a costume. The elders are the ones making up the beast. It's all a farce to keep people in the village.

So there's no beast. OK, then the blind girl's journey won't be that bad. She just has to find her way through the woods that she has never been through!

Scary moment #3: Blind girl walks in the woods and almost falls down a hole.

Scary moment #4: What? I thought the creature was fake? But there it is in the woods! ahhhhh!!!!! It's chasing the blind girl. Run blind girl! Run!

Blind girl makes beast fall in hole. Turns out it's just retard Noah in the beast suit. He got out of the "Quiet House" and got the suit and wanted to get the girl. Oh well, he's dead at the bottom of the hole.

Let's continue through the woods... and we get to a wall. Blind girl climbs the wall. Pops out into... wait for it.....

We go back to the village and where the elders are opening a black box of secrets. Although dead baby fetuses or monkey brains would have been a scary treat, instead, inside the box are just old articles and pictures. Turns out the elders are just some people from the 20th century who wanted to run away from their problems and so they set up a village inside a wildlife preserve (one of the elders is a billionaire). They make up the beast so the people won't find out and wander out of the village.

The blind girl pops into 20th century. A park ranger helps her get medical supplies. Shyamalan has cameo as park ranger chief. (you can only see his face in a reflection.)

The blind girl goes back to village none the wiser because.. you know.. she's blind. The End.