Open Water
Date:
August 10, 2004
My Rating:
It had some OK parts, but for the most part it was like a PSA.
How much I spent:
Free (see below)
Our real objective was to watch "Without a Paddle," which if you have been keeping track of this webpage, you would know I wanted to see. We had a preview pass, but it was full so we snuck into this piece of crap. All I can say is that from the watching the previews of this film, I didn't think much of this film. After watching the movie, I still don't think much of this movie.
Basic Plot:
Two divers go on vacation. Then they almost have sex (there is some nudity!). Then they go on a diving trip with a bunch of people. Then they get stranded. Then they play six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Then they get eaten by sharks.
What I liked about the movie:
- The little talks between the stranded divers were somewhat interesting.
- The sharks looked happy and well fed at the end.
What I didn't like about the movie:
- If all the scenery and ocean shots were taken out of this film, it would have only been about 45 mins long.
- Sharks that don't kill fast enough are bad sharks.
- Puking in the ocean is gross.
- Don't go to sleep in the ocean, that's stupid.
- If I wanted to watch a PSA, I would have watched one about unprotected sex. At least some sex happens in that one.
Wanna know what happened in the movie? Goto the Movie Spoiler.