What Janet wants in a man
Janet needs a man. Can you fill those shoes? Do you have what it takes? Here's what she needs:
a BIG TV:
Many women pick their men by the size of their penis. Janet picks by the size of their TV. If your TV is smaller than you, then it's not going to work out
Cable or Satellite:
She's not picky, as long as you have more than 500 channels, she's happy
Male:
Actually, I'm not sure this is required, I mean as long as you have the first two things, you're set. It's not like she'll be paying attention to you anyways.