![]() The case of the DVD has plagued history for centuries. Historians have lost countless hours of sleep, politicians have rasped their throats til raw, lawyers have burned numerous neurons, all trying to crack the mystery of the DVD. What did it do? How did it end? Wherever did it come from, anyway?
I got my first DVD when my oldest brother bought me Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. It wasn't one of the first DVDs, for DVDs had entered mainstream usage several years earlier. It wasn't even the first DVD for me, for I already had a couple DVDs, in the form of my college email names: d_v_d@uclink and dvd@ocf. Even if I discount email addresses as true DVDs, the Fellowship wasn't a first, but a first-second-third-fourth, the entire 4-disc extended edition collector's set. None of this really mattered, though, for I liked the discs very much and hardly thought about their not being my first. To me, I was my own first DVD, and now I had both electronic and hard evidence to prove it. Early YearsLittle is known about the early years of "dvd." In fact, people never referred to me by that nickname, probably because DVDs had barely come into the minds of even their developers. The kid later to be known as "dvd," best known for wandering aimlessly during high school, literally making up to a dozen laps around his school's interior courtyard at lunch with his friend and future roommate, the legendary Paco Pao, lead a rather boring and benign life. I barely knew that I existed, and that was the beauty of the period. As the saying goes, "Know Not Thyself," for then one can do what's Right and Good simply because they are, regardless of what they might do for one's reputation. Well, to "Know Thyself" also has some benefits, which I gleaned over the years but still hope to balance with a healthy lack of self-awareness. First DVD
Again, my brother came to the rescue. If we took out letters, might we not show where we took them from? "d_v_d" for david, I typed, and so it was. The DVD case cracked open for the first time. I had finally seen the light, and now I could emerge as "DVD." I had no idea what it meant to be dvd, but I liked it, so much in fact that I joined the Open Computing Facility at my campus with its wider availability of account names so that I could attain the undistracted, pure form of "dvd" alone.
The Case at Hand
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