Economics Pick-up Lines (Big Willy Style)

The following jokes are verbatim (copy-and-paste) or inspired by Andrew Francis and Daniel Puskin's Exogenous Shockers. Click here for their original jokes.

1. Someone call the trust-busters because you just monopolized my heart.

2. There are no diminishing returns with you.

3. Your presence is one big positive externality.

4. I suggest you lower barriers to entry to encourage free exchange.

5. Being your prisoner is no dilemma.

6. My market is in equilibrium when I am with you.

7. Can you be my sex dummy for my linear regressions?

8. Somebody call Greenspan because you just made my interest rise.

9. Somebody call the IMF because I am tired of being alone.

10. I am tired of all these games and theory. I just want the payoff, baby.