if i win the lottory
i will buy the following: a shepard,
a rottweiler, labrador and golden
retriever. and then all the dog food
to sustain them. and then big dog houses
because, after all, they ARE big dogs.
of course i wanna buy them as puppies though.
when they get old, i wanna shoot them out
of their miseries so they die painlessly.
9mm in da brain.

you shouldn't have dogs when you
have young children (infants) because
dogs view them as prey. so take it, the dog, to
your mom's or your mom-in-law's (if she is willing)
and everything should be fine. coolio mon.

if you grab a dog's tail
he might get mad or frustrated or
upset or angry.
or any combination
of the above.
might as well cut it off.

i want a dog!
anyone see one on sale?

yeah, yup, sure, i know all you guys
are smart, but are your nails clean?

"doggy i want" by kenneth steven lee




train your dog to be nice.
train yourself to be nice.
if you only have time for one,
do the first.

if you grab a dog's tail
and he gets angry,
play it cool.
fear has a scent
and he can smell it.

donut holes, doughnut holes
mmmmmmm. a dozen please.
warm would be excellent.

i don't wanna get bitten by a dog
i might bite it back.
do rats bite?
i don't want to bite a rat back.

so your nails are clean but do you understand all this?

"doggy i want, part ii" by kenneth steven lee


my friend kenneth steven lee




kenneth lee has been a friend through many years which came and gone. ken is a nice guy. he is an electrical engineering student. he runs a business called ideal microsystems . if you need a cell phone or any computer products at very low prices, mail him now !




well, enuf with the free plug for his business. (be sure to call 18009718333 to reach him when you have decided you need a cell phone or a computer.) ken's family used to own an ice cream store by our middle school in san jose, california. he would have lots of ice cream at his house, and his mother would make ice cream cakes! well, ice cream can please your palate, but you cannot eat it all the time... anyway, lots to say about ken, but i shall say it some other day.