토요일 오후, 103p: i'm waiting @ the santa clara convention center 4 the beautiful kaela hwang to get a lunchbrk from her chiropraktic/chiropractik seminar. earlier, i was s'pposed to judge/ref @ this cheesy, cheesy "tiger claw ultimate internationals" martial arts tournament. it was quite everything that martial arts in amerika doesn't need to be, here in the bay area, california, along the pacific rim. it was such a karate kid, "trekkie convention"* bastaradisation'f asian martial arts. apparently, the taekwondo or "korean style" events ended long b4 ben n' i arrived to officiate. the guys who did show up on time, only judged 2 품새 poomsae. wow, 4 1nce, i'm just killing time, doing like absolutely nuthin' on a saturday. dude, when i teach our summer taekwondo class, i'm gonna make sure it's classy. i must sound like a martial arts snob.
[later] 저녁, 542p: now, i'm "just chillin'" in my own backyard, on the patio, on a lawn chair, enjoying this hip but overrated concept'f "outdoor living," taking a brief respite from yardwerk. i mowed the front lawn (after retrieving my loaned out elektic mower from our next door neighbours) and pulled weeds. immediately prior to these gardening aktivies, i was werkihg out @ the arques 24 hr fitness, lifting weights. kaela had her lunchbrk @ ~120p, n' we ate @ the mercado's tomatina (some gargonzola n' spinacci pizza 4 me [$8.95] n' chicken/artichoke fettucine 4 kaela [$9.25] n' a bottomless, raspberry ice tea [$2.25?]), got a tall decaf coffee from $tarbu¢k$ 4 kaela, n' bought an $8 4.pak'f olive body soap from tj maxx home goods. after i dropped kaela back off @ her chiropraktic seminar, i bought expen$ive gas @ ¢o$t¢o; which, to my dismay, required an eternity'f waiting (in human terms).
* no offense, trekkies; but u know what i mean...