Graduation: It all goes downhill from here
As the momentary joy of graduation fades away, there remains one despairing question on every Berkeley graduate’s mind: Now what? It’s been a couple of…
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UC Berkeley Student sadly unsurprised by shitty handling of Harassment cases
Warning: Contains Strong Language Following the recent revelation of 19 sexual harassment cases filed against the University that have been kept quiet by UC Berkeley officials…
Berkeley student fits entire Crossroads salad bar into backpack
UCB students puts Salad Bar into Backpack Pocketing a couple pieces of fruit or even an entire Tupperware container of quinoa is a common habit…
Student relieved to be using own bathroom over Spring Break
Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…
Student makes 4-day journey from campus to Clark Kerr in record 2 ½ days
Local student becomes celebrated hero after making long and arduous journey back to Clark Kerr On Wednesday, as local UC Berkeley student Jason Bronman completed his…
26 freshmen rescued after being lost in Dwinelle for 10 weeks
On Sunday it was reported that a group of 26 freshmen had been finally found after being trapped inside Dwinelle Hall for a period of…
University to begin offering Instant Noodle Meal Plan
The Meal Plan is reportedly directed at students who can’t cook. (If your friend shared this article with you, chances are that that’s you) Susan…
Prof making 250k “asks” students to buy $200 textbook he wrote
Professor making $250,000 in tenured salary, asking students to buy $200 textbook he wrote in order to supplement salary. While many freshmen have already bought…
Berkeley Students Without Housing Pretty Much Screwed At This Point
With students staying up 24/7 to watch the Housing page on the UC Berkeley FB group, students without confirmed housing for the school year are…
Giant Phallic Symbol serves as UC Berkeley’s Most Popular Attraction
Giant Phallic Looking object towers over the rest of campus Berkeley. It is a college that…