Student Criticizes “Pathetic” Athletes in Winter Olympics after 15th Bag of Doritos
With a beer in hand and orange dorito dust powdering his extremities, UC Berkeley junior Joe Richard watched the winter olympic halfpipe competition in disgust….
Sports
Women’s march participants happily watch Super Bowl without a shred of conscience
Just a couple weeks after thousands of women took to the streets in protest of systemic injustice, approximately way too many of those women proceeded…
Its Just a Game After All
On a Saturday afternoon when even the gods themselves were weeping for Cal’s soon inevitable loss, thousands of poncho-clad Bears rolled into California memorial stadium,…
Berkeley to move CS61A lectures to Memorial Stadium
On Friday, it was reported that due to the vast number of students in attendance at its CS61a lectures, UC Berkeley’s CS department announced that…