UC Berkeley uses Sorting Hat to place students into various dormitories
Last week UC Berkeley sent out housing decisions to the Class of 2020 Freshmen and Transfer students. Despite many complaints and offers to trade, students generally…
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UC Berkeley Jon Snow to play Game of Finals
When you play the Game of Finals, you win or you cry This week, despite spending hours sitting by the White Wall at Moffit studying…
UCB Administration holds “Baked Sale” to raise funds for school
Green is in the air as the University sells blunts to make up lost funds On April 20th, as hundreds of students flocked to Memorial…
UC Berkeley student finds Affordable Apartment
Berkeley Sophomore manages to find inexpensive apartment Last week, sophomore Jacqueline Broma managed to sign the contract on…
Student relieved to be using own bathroom over Spring Break
Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…
University to change motto to Fiat Lux 3000 in order to reduce deficit
On Thursday, after University officials met to discuss structural changes in light of the school’s $150-million-dollar deficit, University Spokesperson Bentley Cooper announced that the school…
UCB creates Hunger Games to determine which programs to cut
This week, it was announced that UC Berkeley was considering the elimination of its public health program due to a 150-million-dollar structural deficit. According to one…
$92K Nap Pods designed by Keurig for one-time use only
UC Berkeley to put out Nap Pods on campus for students to sleep in as an alternative to sleeping during lectures in Wheeler On Wednesday,…
On Diversity and Hiring Practices
Today marks the 8-month anniversary of the Berkeley Beet. Its first post came out last summer and detailed the acceptance of a 4.0 earthquake which, despite all…
RSF to offer “Feel the Bern” fitness classes based on Bernie Sanders
A Bernie Sanders inspired workout is being taught at the RSF by junior econ major Angela Steinberg On Wednesday, it was revealed that the RSF…