Student Criticizes “Pathetic” Athletes in Winter Olympics after 15th Bag of Doritos
With a beer in hand and orange dorito dust powdering his extremities, UC Berkeley junior Joe Richard watched the winter olympic halfpipe competition in disgust….
February 2018
Government shuts down to advise Trump on new haircut
Three weeks ago, the U.S. federal government shut down for three days, supposedly due to Congress’s failure to decide whether or not to incorporate DACA…
Women’s march participants happily watch Super Bowl without a shred of conscience
Just a couple weeks after thousands of women took to the streets in protest of systemic injustice, approximately way too many of those women proceeded…