Thanksgiving turkey would rather die than be pardoned by Trump
The White House tradition of pardoning a turkey every Thanksgiving has come to a screeching halt with a bold declaration from this year’s designated bird. “I…
November 2017
The only two straight males in Gender & Women’s studies department found each other!
Shocking news from the normally irrelevant Gender & Women’s studies department Thursday—the only two straight males in the whole department found each other! Sean Gray…
Sophomore declares major he’ll regret 3 years from now
BREAKING — Sophomore William Peters broke his silence on Facebook last night by posting about his acceptance into the Media Studies program at UC Berkeley…