Student relieved to be using own bathroom over Spring Break
Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…
March 2016
University to change motto to Fiat Lux 3000 in order to reduce deficit
On Thursday, after University officials met to discuss structural changes in light of the school’s $150-million-dollar deficit, University Spokesperson Bentley Cooper announced that the school…
UCB creates Hunger Games to determine which programs to cut
This week, it was announced that UC Berkeley was considering the elimination of its public health program due to a 150-million-dollar structural deficit. According to one…