Berkeley Squirrel officially tired of eating Dining Hall Food
Local Squirrel grows tired of eating Dining Hall Food Yesterday evening, it was reported that local resident Shamu the Squirrel had officially grown tired of…
September 2015
CS Major using Airbears 2 Internet Outage as Metaphor for Life
CS Major using Airbears 2 Outage as Metaphor for Life Following Friday Night’s campuswide Airbears 2 Internet Outage, it was reported that the campus…
Donald Trump’s Hairpiece to speak at The Berkeley Forum
Donald Trump’s Hairpiece is expected to speak at the Forum in early October. Following Trump’s shocking performance tonight at the Republican Debate, the media focus…
University to begin offering Instant Noodle Meal Plan
The Meal Plan is reportedly directed at students who can’t cook. (If your friend shared this article with you, chances are that that’s you) Susan…
Student picks up case of Weasels while at UC Berkeley
On Monday it was reported that a student that had ridden the AC Transit 25-A bus on August 25th had been carrying a case of…