CANDYLAND SHOWDOWN!
The best part of playing is whipping some ass, motherfucker.

Game three really was exciting. It started slowly, but then each of us hit a shortcut and jumped forward. Then we both drew characters and ended up moving backwards. Then we ended up next to each other. I was in front. Then he was. Then we pulled some more characters, hit a few more shortcuts, and finally, it came down to this.

Sudden death!

Yeah, we didn't make that up. That's how it ended. With both of us RIGHT at the end. Would I be rewarded, would karma grant me the victory that had been snatched from me in game two? Would I emerge victorious after all? Well, you should know the answer to that by now...
Could it have ended any other way?  I am a Nets and Eagles fan after all.

...no. I had managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again. Just like Andy Reid and Byron Scott, my playmakers failed me right when it mattered the most; right when a trip to the promised land; to the Super Bowl, to the NBA Championship, to the Candy Castle had been on the line. But just like the Eagles and Nets, there's always next year.

We could use topless interviewers too.

Postgame reactions and interviews!