Here at Rat Supply we consider birthdays to be of the utmost importance. The average rat will only see two birthdays, which is like a human only getting a birthday party once every 50 years! This is why rats always celebrate their birthdays to the fullest. So, Valued Customer, if today is your birthday, heartiest congratulations to you, and may your birthday enjoyment exceed even that of a rat.
Last updated February 26, 2006.