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Title: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Mar 29th, 2004, 5:56pm Please find the punchline for these awful jokes! 1. In Egypt, a bus load of Catholic schoolgirls are on their way to the pyramids, when a red car draws up alongside the bus. The passenger gets up, pulls down his trousers and waves his bare behind at the girls, whilst the driver pips his horn repeatedly. One schoolgirl looks to another and says: ? |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:02pm 2. Why are the Detroit Tigers/England Cricket Team immune to spicy food? |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by Noke Lieu on Mar 29th, 2004, 11:10pm Oh my. Hope that my earlier post didn't inspire this. ::) [hide]toot and car moon tutankhamen... or however you wanna spell it[/hide] and the English cricket team can't get runs? ;D |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Mar 30th, 2004, 5:57pm Very impressive! If only the England cricket team could get the runs... how about some more: 3. Two businessmen are running for their train. How do we know that they are from Moscow? |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Mar 30th, 2004, 5:59pm Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are setting up a chess board. Arnold looks at Sylvester and says: ? |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by raven on Mar 30th, 2004, 6:27pm on 03/30/04 at 17:59:08, KenYonRuKu wrote:
:: [hide] I'll be black [/hide]:: |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by Speaker on Mar 31st, 2004, 12:16am on 03/30/04 at 17:57:04, KenYonRuKu wrote:
They could be from St. Petersberg, because they are rushing (Russian). ;D |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by DeMark on Mar 31st, 2004, 5:15am It is written on their T-shirts: I'M FROM MOSCOW :P |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Mar 31st, 2004, 4:50pm Raven and Speaker hit the nails squarely on the head! 4. A little boy comes home to find his mother standing by the window sill, shouting "Edam! Edam!" at a flower in a vase. Just by this he knows what is for dinner. What is for dinner? |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by evergreena3 on Apr 2nd, 2004, 5:30am Obviously, the answer is "a snickers bar." The little boy knows that when mommy is yelling at the flowers, it means she has, once again, forgotten to take her medication. And he remembers that the last time this happened and he asked for food, he spent the next three days locked in the cellar "for being insolent." So, rather than tempt fate, the little boy knows that he can eat one of the snickers candy bars he has hidden in his room, hidden for just such an emergency. Hopefully mommy will remember to take her pills tomorrow morning. |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by raven on Apr 2nd, 2004, 5:45am evergreena3... this is beautiful! I couldn't ask for a better way to start my day... :D |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by raven on Apr 2nd, 2004, 5:48am is the answer possibly [hide]cheese rose.[/hide] :-/ |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:38am evergreena3 and raven: nice tries, but no cigar as yet. Keep going! |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by evergreena3 on Apr 5th, 2004, 6:22pm What about Cheese Chastise Rose... Cheese Castis-Rose... Cheese Casarole :-/ EverGreenA3 |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by Speaker on Apr 5th, 2004, 6:56pm I think it is supposed to be made edam backwards. Then, we can get something like "pineapple upside down cake." But, of course this does not work. Then, their is flower/flour. So, maybe eggs overeasy. ??? Pancakes, backwards, ummm I do not think the vase and the window sill are important, because this is a typical place to have flowers. And, I think that edam chees is too unusual for a cheese reference. But, maybe I am wrong. |
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Title: Re: Find the punchline... Post by KenYonRuKu on Apr 5th, 2004, 8:33pm Keep going people... your perseverence will pay off :) |
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