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(Message started by: EZ_Lonny on Aug 12^th, 2004, 5:49am)

Title: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by EZ_Lonny on Aug 12^th, 2004, 5:49am

In the Netherlands it's a sport to make up pickup-lines.

The line doesn't necessarily have to have the perfect result.

I am looking for original lines, good for a laugh or for a night out with the girl you try it on.

I ll start with a few examples:

- Hi, do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by again?

- (Walk over to the girl) ask: My friends over there want to know weather you like me or not.

- Do you want to go out for pizza and a f*ck? ..... or don't you like pizza?

- Would you like to dance? Yes? Great, then I can take your chair to sit on.

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by towr on Aug 12^th, 2004, 7:39am

"Are you an angel? 'cause y'know, you seem really pale and, uh, y'know, dead-like." --Ken (The Japanese Beetle (http://www.thejapanesebeetle.com/))
(might work on a goth girl maybe ;))

"Nice dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
"Can I have your telephone number, I forgot mine"

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by TenaliRaman on Aug 13^th, 2004, 12:41am

(the braggart kind)
"did u see ur optician this week, cuz i am ur prince charming"

(the impressive kind)
"did u see the new matrix?? i move really fast; even in bed"

(the physics nerd)
"last time i had sex, i generated approximately 100J of heat ... darn i want to improve it with u"

(the mathematician)
"if u want an experienced person in bed, u would like to know i had sex countably infinite times"

(Disclaimer:none of the above is tested in real life, use it at your own risk)

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by towr on Aug 13^th, 2004, 3:02am

on 08/13/04 at 00:41:54, TenaliRaman wrote:

i generated approximately 100J of heat

That's a really poor performance, I mean 100 J that's 10 watt for 10 seconds.
Just kissing for half a minute should surpass that by a magnitude or two.. (interesting link http://members.aol.com/Cappuccinno21/Biochem/energy.html , about 3/5th of the way down the page "Power Costs of Human Activities")

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by TenaliRaman on Aug 13^th, 2004, 7:36am

on 08/13/04 at 00:41:54", TenaliRaman wrote:

... darn i want to improve it with u"

I think u missed this part ::) (its an injoke at a physics chat room i go to ... )

I know its not particularly impressive maybe one can put in a bit more zeroes in there ... in case one seriously wants a date.

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by towr on Aug 14^th, 2004, 5:04am

Well, just saying that line probably improves on the 100 J :P
I'm not saying it needs to be bragging, like 1 MJ, but it should at least be luke-warm ;)

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by TenaliRaman on Aug 14^th, 2004, 11:47am

I am a virgin .. how much did u expect me to know !! ;D

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by Grimbal on Aug 17^th, 2004, 12:55pm

- Do we know each other?
- No.
- So, may I ... ahum ... introduce myself?

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by otter on Aug 18^th, 2004, 1:50pm

Nice legs! What time do they open?

Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?

I'm only big around as a beer can, but I make up for it in length.

I hope you won't be disappointed but I'm hung like a baby... 6 pounds, 8 ounces and 20 inches long!

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by Three Hands on Aug 19^th, 2004, 10:12am

A couple that have recently come to mind:

(standing impatiently in front of the girl) "Well, it's not going to blow itself..."

OR

"Why aren't you wearing any underwear?" (pause) "Oh, sorry, my watch is an hour fast..."

*Ducks before he gets shot*

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by dodadau on Sep 4^th, 2004, 8:49pm

>Nice pants, would you like me to test the zipper? ;D

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by Noke Lieu on Sep 12^th, 2004, 8:18pm

so far, grimbal wins, I reckon.

My favourite is:

Ten tonne polar bear.
????
TEN TONNE polar bear.
???????
Well, if that doesn't break the ice, nothing will.
(Disappointed humph, and girl looks at her watch)

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by Grimbal on Dec 7^th, 2004, 4:38am

on 12/06/04 at 11:05:04, laura b wrote:

If you guys need additional help, you can email me and I'll give you some advice.

In other words, we can call you if we need anything?
:D

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by THUDandBLUNDER on Dec 8^th, 2004, 7:05pm

on 12/07/04 at 04:38:50, Grimbal wrote:

In other words, we can call you if we need anything?
:D

Looks like you scared her off, Grimbal! :P

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by EZ_Lonny on Dec 9^th, 2004, 4:18am

I may not be the most hansom guy here, but I am the only one willing to talk to you.

I just saw my first pornmovie. My god, i must have been 20 yrs old then.

If I was you I'd wanna have sex with me.

You, me, whipcream, handcuffs,.... Need I say more?

Your eyes are like stars. Not that they are so beautiful, but they are so far apart.

Hi, I am [hide]your name[/hide] I do 10 to 18 cm in 3.6 seconds.

Nice dress, wanna f*k?

Do you want something to drink or do you already have a boyfriend?

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
Post by igni_ferroque on Aug 23^rd, 2005, 8:34am

For UNIX nerds:

Nice bootp, wanna fsck?