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(Message started by: alien2 on Jan 6^th, 2018, 5:18am)

Title: A nonbeliever
Post by alien2 on Jan 6^th, 2018, 5:18am

A test is given to students by a communist teacher. He places a blank sheet of paper one on each desk and then says: “Prove that God does NOT exist, on this piece of paper. If not, you WILL be punished. By me.” And while the pupils are sweating, there is but one who does not. Instead, he offers a devilish smile, and after one minute approaches the teacher’s desk and proves it. But how?!

Title: Re: A nonbeliever
Post by Grimbal on Jan 7^th, 2018, 10:32am

"If God existed, he wouldn't allow a techer to behave like that."

Or in other words:

"I have a communist teacher, do I need to say more?"

Title: Re: A nonbeliever
Post by alien2 on Jan 8^th, 2018, 1:41am

My idea is somewhat different. And shallow. I wonder if anybody can prove for sure there is no God.

Title: Re: A nonbeliever
Post by Grimbal on Jan 8^th, 2018, 2:23am

Shallow?

A piece of paper is shallow.

God is not shallow.

Ergo, God cannot exist on a piece of paper.

Title: Re: A nonbeliever
Post by Grimbal on Jan 8^th, 2018, 4:45am

Chuck Norris could prove that God does not exist, of course, even though that would create some kind of a paradox.

Title: Re: A nonbeliever
Post by alien2 on Jan 8^th, 2018, 8:25am

Great answer Grimbal! The first one, I mean. Or at least, it is to . . . Me! Mayhap I am God. Prove me to be wrong! After Avatar (great film) - - - anything goes.