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(Message started by: alien2 on May 28^th, 2017, 5:13am)

Title: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 28^th, 2017, 5:13am

Rudy must pass a test in order to become a member of a tribe. 1st test is that he must drink from the cup of tribal chief who he knows has AIDS. He does so w/o thinking about it twice even though he hates AIDS and, well, why wouldn’t he? Can you explain it?

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by dudiobugtron on May 28^th, 2017, 5:46pm

1st answer: [hide]You can't get HIV through saliva from sharing a cup - so Rudy should be fine.[/hide]

2nd answer: [hide]The cup has been thoroughly washed since the chief last used it. That way Rudy should be fine even if the chief somehow got his blood on the cup.[/hide]

3rd answer: [hide]The chief has never used the cup. I have some cups I have never used as well, so I know how the chief feels![/hide]

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 28^th, 2017, 10:52pm

Hey those are fine answers.

on 05/28/17 at 17:46:48, dudiobugtron wrote:

1st answer: [hide]You can't get HIV through saliva from sharing a cup - so Rudy should be fine.[/hide]

The intended answer is quite the opposite, in that, Rudy is a bit primitive and he does not know that. Hope that helps. As if you need help... (being the greatest riddle-solver of all times and, of course, me being the greatest riddle-maker of all times; even though not all of my riddles are brilliant, but I'm trying, gringo, real hard, to be the shepherd)

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by towr on May 29^th, 2017, 9:59am

Does the chief have [hide]hearing-[/hide]AIDS ? ::)

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 29^th, 2017, 10:19am

No. He just has AIDS.

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by dudiobugtron on May 29^th, 2017, 2:23pm

Rudy [hide]already has AIDS - which explains why he hates it so much - and so is not scared of contracting HIV from the chief.[/hide]

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 29^th, 2017, 11:26pm

Yes! I mean, oh no! See what the consequences of love are? That is why Jesus was a virgin.

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 30^th, 2017, 8:09am

on 05/30/17 at 04:45:39, Grimbal wrote:

Or: Aids is the name of the chief's horse.

Very original this. Any more? Please tell me you are just warming up.

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by dudiobugtron on May 30^th, 2017, 6:24pm

on 05/30/17 at 08:09:10, alien2 wrote:

Very original this. Any more? Please tell me you are just warming up.

The Chief actually has two AIDeS - one who always lies, and one who always tells the truth. (Which explains why Rudy hates them - they sound infuriating!)

Rudy must figure out which cup is the chief's cup by asking only one question to one of the AIDeS.

Title: Re: The Unholy Vessel: First Test
Post by alien2 on May 30^th, 2017, 10:55pm

Brilliant!