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Title: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by alien2 on Nov 12th, 2016, 8:35am The year is 2016. Jessica is lovely and smart. She is the first woman who has been on Mars. How is this possible? |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by rloginunix on Nov 12th, 2016, 8:51am She is [hide]standing on Mars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_%28chocolate_bar%29) - the candy[/hide]? |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by alien2 on Nov 12th, 2016, 10:35am Not bad. You get the idea. I actually had something [hide]exciting[/hide] in mind. |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by dudiobugtron on Nov 12th, 2016, 11:21am Perhaps you were thinking of Jessica [hide]Caban[/hide]? It's strange, though. I didn't even know she was an Astronaut. |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by alien2 on Nov 12th, 2016, 11:56am on 11/12/16 at 11:21:12, dudiobugtron wrote:
I don't know. Was she a [hide]nymphomaniac?[/hide] |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by rloginunix on Nov 12th, 2016, 12:55pm I am sure that Grimbal will chime in with something naughty, but let us just keep this PG-13? |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by alien2 on Nov 13th, 2016, 6:34am So, boys before Bar Mitzvah need guidance regarding films. That's alright. But what about me? Where is my guidance? Or am I old enough to take care of myself thus be completely alone? And as I walk alone beneath the twinkling stars, will they guide me to Heaven, or is their fire from Hell which will burn my soul? |
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Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars Post by Grimbal on Nov 21st, 2016, 3:07am Jessica the warrior, is standing on the shoulders of giants. In that case, the giant is Mars, the god of war. Or maybe she is on Mars as she could be on medication. Chocolate is a great antidepressant. Or she is riding Mars. (Mars being a hose, I never implied anything else.) |
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