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(Message started by: alien2 on Feb 26^th, 2012, 7:34am)

Title: @
Post by alien2 on Feb 26^th, 2012, 7:34am

Monica is a waitress. She works at a bar called @. She approaches the table with two new customers, Audrey and Harrison. Both are strangers to Monica but she knows before taking an order what Harrison will drink. How?

Title: Re: @
Post by towr on Feb 26^th, 2012, 10:11am

He wears a T-Shirt with his choice of coffee printed on?
[hide]Or he pre-ordered on the internet.[/hide]

Title: Re: @
Post by pex on Feb 26^th, 2012, 11:11am

Harrison is so obviously drunk that she won't be allowed to serve him anything but water.

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Post by Grimbal on Feb 27^th, 2012, 4:08am

Harrison purrs.

Title: Re: @
Post by SMQ on Feb 27^th, 2012, 5:35am

Or possibly, along Grimbal's lines, Harrison is [hide]a service animal, for example a guide dog for the blind[/hide].

--SMQ

Title: Re: @
Post by JohanC on Feb 28^th, 2012, 2:02pm

This is clearly a tequila bar. If you wouldn't desire the only avaible drink, you wouldn't enter and sit down at a table.

Title: Re: @
Post by alien2 on Mar 3^rd, 2012, 4:10pm

on 02/27/12 at 04:08:30, Grimbal wrote:

Harrison purrs.

Best answer so far. Harrison is human regarding the intended answer.

Title: Re: @
Post by JiNbOtAk on Mar 9^th, 2012, 4:25pm

They're in a bar, the only alternative to liquor would be water. And Harrison is wearing an AA tshirt/cap/pants/bandana, etc..

Title: Re: @
Post by alien2 on Mar 21^st, 2012, 6:43am

on 03/09/12 at 16:25:02, JiNbOtAk wrote:

They're in a bar, the only alternative to liquor would be water. And Harrison is wearing an AA tshirt/cap/pants/bandana, etc..

Nope.

Harrison is her newborn baby. Credit goes to Grimbal.

Title: Re: @
Post by Grimbal on Mar 21^st, 2012, 8:38am

Ah, but, ma'am, you can't bring your own drink to the bar. ::)

Title: Re: @
Post by alien2 on Mar 21^st, 2012, 4:15pm

Jeffrey Goines: "No more monkey business!" (http://www.wavlist.com/movies/151/12m-monkeybusiness.wav)

Title: Re: @
Post by littlemisschic on Sep 9^th, 2012, 4:57pm

So he will be drinking audrey.

Whats a baby doing in a bar anyway?
someone call social services! :P