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(Message started by: codpro880 on Jan 18^th, 2009, 8:37pm)

Title: Grapes
Post by codpro880 on Jan 18^th, 2009, 8:37pm

You and your friend crashed in a plane on an island. This island is inhabited by barbaric cannibals. They make you play a game. They tell them that they must go out and find 10 of any kind of fruit. You come back with 10 grapes. The rules are that you have to stick the fruit up your behind, and you can't make a single noise. If you do, they will eat you alive. So you start popping the grapes in your butt...1...2....3....4...all the way up to 9. You're not feeling too bad and you're about to put in the 10th grape when you burst out laughing. The cannibals kill you and when you get to the pearly gates in heaven Peter asks you why you laughed. Why did you laugh?

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by Jagger on Jan 18^th, 2009, 8:58pm

LoL
[hide]because you saw your friend coming with watermelons or pineapple or some other big fruit.
[/hide]

Heard this joke before

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by codpro880 on Jan 18^th, 2009, 9:19pm

yep you got it.

My favorite are [hide]pineapples[/hide] haha

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by Grimbal on Jan 19^th, 2009, 12:41am

I thought of coconuts. I am not sure I would tell Peter, though.

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by cheesepuff on Jan 19^th, 2009, 1:25am

I heard this as a dumb blonde joke a while back

It was.... graphic. Yet hilarious at the same time

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by JiNbOtAk on Jan 19^th, 2009, 2:22am

on 01/19/09 at 00:41:29, Grimbal wrote:

I thought of coconuts.

Why ? Durian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian) would have been better. ;D

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by codpro880 on Jan 19^th, 2009, 12:35pm

durian that's good haha

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by Noke Lieu on Jan 20^th, 2009, 4:18pm

My absolute very favourite incarnation of the joke. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxl_ij8HN8)*

It's from "League of Gentlemen"- a dark, twisted and brilliant British comedy.

(*disclaimer that I can't actually check the youtube link at the moment, am at work)

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by Azgard on Jan 20^th, 2009, 6:02pm

Anyone who has watched the Adam Sandler movie "Little Nicky"... Think of Hitler and his punishment ::)

Title: Re: Grapes
Post by codpro880 on Jan 21^st, 2009, 3:16pm

Haha that video was good, and yes you got the correct link.