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(Message started by: cheesepuff on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:04pm)
Title: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:04pm
A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why?
Title: Re: Oven
Post by ThudanBlunder on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:11pm
The son was srn347.
Title: Re: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:39pm

on 04/27/08 at 21:11:01, ThudanBlunder wrote:
The son was srn347.

no
Title: Re: Oven
Post by ThudanBlunder on Apr 27th, 2008, 10:00pm

on 04/27/08 at 21:39:14, cheesepuff wrote:
no

[hide]OK then, he wasn't brain-dead.
But the rest of him was dead.
It was a cremation.[/hide]
Title: Re: Oven
Post by gotit on Apr 27th, 2008, 10:46pm
[hide]They were in shop for buying an oven. The father wanted to see how much weight the oven could bear. So he put his little son on the oven. When it did not break, he was happy.[/hide]
Title: Re: Oven
Post by JiNbOtAk on Apr 27th, 2008, 11:07pm
[hide]Gingerbread man. [/hide]
Title: Re: Oven
Post by gotit on Apr 27th, 2008, 11:23pm

on 04/27/08 at 23:07:08, JiNbOtAk wrote:
[hide]Gingerbread man. [/hide]


And the father was a fox?
Title: Re: Oven
Post by Sir Col on Apr 28th, 2008, 11:51am
[hide]He placed his son in the cast iron range to protect him during an air-raid. After it was over, he was happy because his they both survived.

However, it transpired that the oven was completely airtight and due to the length of time his son was inside he suffered irreversible brain damage from cerebral hypoxia. Consequently the father killed himself and forgetting that he was the only carer for his now vegetative son, he died also. Well, it wouldn't be a "What Happened?" riddle if at least one person didn't die![/hide]
Title: Re: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 28th, 2008, 2:13pm

on 04/27/08 at 22:00:37, ThudanBlunder wrote:
[hide]OK then, he wasn't brain-dead.
But the rest of him was dead.
It was a cremation.[/hide]


Yep
Title: Re: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 28th, 2008, 2:13pm

on 04/27/08 at 23:07:08, JiNbOtAk wrote:
[hide]Gingerbread man. [/hide]


I'll also accept this as an answer
Title: Re: Oven
Post by JiNbOtAk on Apr 28th, 2008, 11:13pm

on 04/28/08 at 14:13:47, cheesepuff wrote:
I'll also accept this as an answer


;D
Title: Re: Oven
Post by Sir Col on Apr 29th, 2008, 4:07am
*feels dejected*  :'(
Title: Re: Oven
Post by Iceman on Apr 29th, 2008, 11:30am

on 04/27/08 at 21:04:51, cheesepuff wrote:
A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why?

His son was cold. What?

:P

Or his son was phoenix.

Title: Re: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 29th, 2008, 12:31pm

on 04/28/08 at 11:51:34, Sir Col wrote:
[hide]He placed his son in the cast iron range to protect him during an air-raid. After it was over, he was happy because his they both survived.

However, it transpired that the oven was completely airtight and due to the length of time his son was inside he suffered irreversible brain damage from cerebral hypoxia. Consequently the father killed himself and forgetting that he was the only carer for his now vegetative son, he died also. Well, it wouldn't be a "What Happened?" riddle if at least one person didn't die![/hide]


I wasn't thinking this deeply....
Title: Re: Oven
Post by Grimbal on Apr 30th, 2008, 7:06am
'T was the night before Christmas and the father was a turkey.
Title: Re: Oven
Post by iono on May 1st, 2008, 5:35pm
the son was firewood, and the father was the tree god?
Title: Re: Oven
Post by cheesepuff on May 2nd, 2008, 5:05pm

on 05/01/08 at 17:35:56, iono wrote:
the son was firewood, and the father was the tree god?


The tree isn't happy when his kindred are being burned  ::)
Title: Re: Oven
Post by iono on May 5th, 2008, 8:40pm

on 04/27/08 at 21:04:51, cheesepuff wrote:
A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why?



well, the father is crazy, and that's why he enjoyed seeing his son burn.
Title: Re: Oven
Post by Azgard on May 7th, 2008, 8:49pm

on 05/05/08 at 20:40:44, iono wrote:
well, the father is crazy, and that's why he enjoyed seeing his son burn.


He wanted to know that his son was useful...?  :-/


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