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(Message started by: Carnie_ville on Apr 24th, 2008, 5:35pm)

Title: How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan
Post by Carnie_ville on Apr 24th, 2008, 5:35pm
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? :(this is My last riddle for the day >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: try this One!! Marry Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by temporary on Apr 24th, 2008, 6:00pm
He married them in 3 different wedding places. Or an answer I think would work(but obviously isn't the original answer to that question) is that "three women" is the name of the person he married.

Title: Re: try this One!! Marry Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by Carnie_ville on Apr 24th, 2008, 6:05pm

on 04/24/08 at 18:00:18, temporary wrote:
He married them in 3 different wedding places. Or an answer I think would work(but obviously isn't the original answer to that question) is that "three women" is the name of the person he married.
Well uhh kinda weird Solution But..:It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.


Title: Re: try this One!! Marry Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by temporary on Apr 24th, 2008, 6:41pm
Right. I forgot that one.

Title: Re: try this One!! Marry Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by mikedagr8 on Apr 24th, 2008, 6:43pm
He's a priest.

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by Iceman on Apr 25th, 2008, 7:02am

on 04/24/08 at 17:35:23, Carnie_ville wrote:
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

They were Siamese triplets.  8)

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 25th, 2008, 9:25am

on 04/25/08 at 07:02:42, Iceman wrote:

They were Siamese triplets.  8)


hit the jackpot

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by Iceman on Apr 25th, 2008, 12:41pm
It doesn’t look like jackpot to me but at least it’s legal, I think.

:P

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by cheesepuff on Apr 25th, 2008, 8:06pm
hmmm.... Is polygamy legal in Michigan?

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by SMQ on Apr 26th, 2008, 6:39am
I live there/here (Michigan), and I'm certain that it's not.  Heck, a few years back someone here was successfully prosecuted (fined) for swearing in the presence of a lady...  "progressive" is not a word generally used to describe our legal system.

--SMQ

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by Stewie on Apr 26th, 2008, 6:45am
I was gonna say [hide]Siamese triplets [/hide]as well .. it would work i believe....

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on Apr 27th, 2008, 8:22pm

on 04/25/08 at 20:06:46, cheesepuff wrote:
hmmm.... Is polygamy legal in Michigan?

As far as I know it's not legal anywhere in the U.S.  Not even Utah.  Whether individual states criminalize it or turn a blind eye is their own decision.  Most take some kind of middle ground, acting when necessary to stop abuse (like recently) and ignoring them otherwise.

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by Roy on May 23rd, 2008, 11:53pm
How did he marry them? He didn't. The cops took him down just for trying, even though the priest wasn't going to let him marry a second woman anyway.

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by cheesepuff on May 24th, 2008, 7:31am
Well... the actual answer is priest though this riddle is sorta old

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by JiNbOtAk on May 26th, 2008, 6:05am
If Mark is a Moslem, would it still be illegal in Michigan to have 3 wives ? Or does he still have to wait until Obama becomes president ?  :P

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by towr on May 26th, 2008, 6:26am

on 05/26/08 at 06:05:01, JiNbOtAk wrote:
If Mark is a Moslem, would it still be illegal in Michigan to have 3 wives ?
I doubt there is a religious exception for this.


Quote:
Or does he still have to wait until Obama becomes president ?  :P
He's a Christian, and I doubt he's that liberal. (Otherwise he wouldn't have much of a chance to be elected.)

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by JiNbOtAk on May 27th, 2008, 2:47am

on 05/26/08 at 06:26:38, towr wrote:
I doubt there is a religious exception for this.


A Moslem is permitted to have 4 wives, and if Mark is a Moslem, he is not breaking any laws. And if I remember correctly, the First Amendment favours religious laws over civil laws. ( Right ? )


on 05/26/08 at 06:26:38, towr wrote:
He's a Christian, and I doubt he's that liberal. (Otherwise he wouldn't have much of a chance to be elected.)


Hence the  :P   ;D

Title: Re: How did Mark legally marry three women in Mich
Post by towr on May 27th, 2008, 4:06am

on 05/27/08 at 02:47:54, JiNbOtAk wrote:
A Moslem is permitted to have 4 wives, and if Mark is a Moslem, he is not breaking any laws.
Except federal ones; otherwise the mormons in Utah wouldn't have been forced at gunpoint to abandon polygamy in the 19th(?) century.
And as I recall Moslems are required by the koran to follow the laws of the country they live in.



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