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(Message started by: Iceman on Oct 14^th, 2007, 9:45am)

Title: Honda
Post by Iceman on Oct 14^th, 2007, 9:45am

Jonathan was undecided at first about cash or check, but then he takes cash and goes to buy a motorcycle. If he had taken check instead, he would've died. What happened?

Title: Re: Honda
Post by denis on Oct 14^th, 2007, 10:27am

[hide]The Hell's Angels had a score to settle with the motorcycle dealer. While Jonathan went to the ATM, a bomb exploded at the dealership. If he had taken his checks, Jonathan would have been at the dealer at the same time the bonb exploded.[/hide]

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Iceman on Oct 14^th, 2007, 10:54am

Good idea, but he had the cash back home at his place.

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Sameer on Oct 14^th, 2007, 10:22pm

[hide] When he had gone to cash his check at the bank, there was bank robbery and the robbers shot all the hostages [/hide]

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Grimbal on Oct 14^th, 2007, 11:12pm

The motorcycle dealer discovered that all the checks he got for the purchase of motorcycles last week bounced. Man, he is pissed off! But he doesn't show it. He is a professional. He remains polite and smiles to the customer. But inside he is boiling with anger. So much that a single word can make it all burst out with savage violence. And that word is "check".

Title: Re: Honda
Post by gotit on Oct 15^th, 2007, 2:03am

[hide]He put the money in a bag and put the bag inside his shirt. On his way, he had a quarrel with few hooligans who stabbed him and ran away. But because of the bag inside his shirt, he was not seriously injured.[/hide]

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Ghost Sniper on Oct 15^th, 2007, 6:20am

The new checks has a very poisonous compound in it, and if someone wrote on it, the compound would be released into the air, killing anyone within a 5-meter radius.

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Iceman on Oct 15^th, 2007, 10:17am

Gotit got it. ;D 8)

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Iceman on Oct 15^th, 2007, 10:19am

..........I was thinking of [hide]a bullet myself, but the knife is a fine choice. [/hide]

Title: Re: Honda
Post by JiNbOtAk on Oct 17^th, 2007, 6:00pm

on 10/15/07 at 10:17:45, Iceman wrote:

Gotit got it. ;D 8)

What was he using to pay the motorcycle dealer, one dollar bills ? :o

Title: Re: Honda
Post by thecow135 on Oct 17^th, 2007, 6:18pm

how high do 20000 one dollar bills stack up to?

Title: Re: Honda
Post by towr on Oct 17^th, 2007, 11:51pm

on 10/17/07 at 18:18:44, thecow135 wrote:

how high do 20000 one dollar bills stack up to?

It should be [hide]2.1844 meters[/hide]

Title: Re: Honda
Post by DC1E2L on Oct 18^th, 2007, 1:50am

He must be really fat (or really skinny and spread it over his body) if it was unnoticeable that he had an extra layer of money around his chest...

Title: Re: Honda
Post by Iceman on Oct 18^th, 2007, 5:21am

To buy the motorcycle with cash, that is a fat layer. As for the pocket, it could fit inside.