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(Message started by: Iceman on Oct 9th, 2007, 8:03am)

Title: Denis
Post by Iceman on Oct 9th, 2007, 8:03am


Denis is not armed, and there are no weapons on the ground near him, but when he bends down to tie his shoelace Jeff dies. What happened?

Title: Re: Denis
Post by denis on Oct 9th, 2007, 8:33am
[hide]Denis was driving a car. When he bent down to tie his shoelace while the car was in motion, he fatally hit Jeff, a pedestriant.[/hide]

or

[hide] a shot meant for Denis ends up hitting Jeff which he is standing behind Denis[/hide]

Title: Re: Denis
Post by Grimbal on Oct 9th, 2007, 8:53am
It is just a coincidence.

Jim died of natural death in his bed.  Denis was one of the many people in the world tying their shoelaces at that precise moment.

Title: Re: Denis
Post by Ghost Sniper on Oct 9th, 2007, 10:09am
When Denis bent down, he passed some really foul-smelling gas, and when the smell reached Jeff, he died.  ;D

Title: Re: Denis
Post by JiNbOtAk on Oct 9th, 2007, 9:23pm

on 10/09/07 at 10:09:41, Ghost Sniper wrote:
When Denis bent down, he passed some really foul-smelling gas, and when the smell reached Jeff, he died.  ;D


Hee hee, that was my initial guess as well.  :P

[hide]Jeff was in intensive care, kept alive by a life support machine. When denis bent down to tie his shoelace, he accidentally knocked down the IV stand, which in turn knocked down the power switch of the life support machine.[/hide] Poor Jeff..

Title: Re: Denis
Post by Iceman on Oct 14th, 2007, 10:10am

on 10/09/07 at 08:33:57, denis wrote:
[hide] a shot meant for Denis ends up hitting Jeff which he is standing behind Denis[/hide]

Close enough. 8)Yes[hide], but in my version the bullet was meant for Jeff. I saw this in the movie Broken Arrow.  [/hide]


Title: Re: Denis
Post by Grimbal on Oct 14th, 2007, 1:50pm
Denis bent down to tie his shoe lace ... around Jeff's neck.

Title: Re: Denis
Post by Ghost Sniper on Oct 15th, 2007, 6:21am
BTW, what's with all the posts involving denis?  :P

Title: Re: Denis
Post by Iceman on Oct 15th, 2007, 9:56am
If I had mentioned Sniper instead, that would gave it away.  :P



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