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(Message started by: Iceman on Sep 20th, 2007, 5:08am)
Title: Kill Bill 3
Post by Iceman on Sep 20th, 2007, 5:08am

The suspicious policeman Jack stops Tom at noon, and checks the trunk of his car, just to see the spare tire only. Tom says that he is going for a swim in the lake, but the fact of the matter is, that he is going to kill Bill. So in the afternoon, the same day, Tom is returning with Bill's corpse in his trunk, and, being unlucky, he stops the car because of the flat tire. Right then, Jack is passing by, so he offers his help. Tom, of course, refuses his help, providing an awkward reasoning, so Jack takes over the conversation. Jack takes the jack from his car and orders Tom to open his trunk, thus he can help him to change the tire. So, Tom and Jack are heading to Tom's trunk, Jack happy he could please, and Tom quite terrified. But then, Tom does something, w/o hurting the policeman, which gets him off the hook. What?
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Grimbal on Sep 20th, 2007, 8:09am
Tom bribes Jack to close an eye on the rabbit (Bill) that he hunted without a hunting license.

or

Tom makes a proposal to Jack who is gay and as Tom guesses correctly, is not really interested by what is in the back of the car.

or

Tom punctures another tire, so what is the point of changing one?

or

Tom tries to open the trunk but "accidentally" breaks the key in the lock.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by thecow135 on Sep 20th, 2007, 3:02pm
he kills the policeman

death is does not hurt, it is merely another part of life
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Roy on Sep 20th, 2007, 7:15pm
he hurts himself bad enough that jack takes him to the hospital? but that's not......Iceman......enough.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by JiNbOtAk on Sep 20th, 2007, 9:06pm
Tom threw up, barfing all over Jack, and he feigned food poisoning. Jack quickly drove him off to the nearest hospital.

or a variable to Grimby's answer;

Tom made a proposal to Jack, pretending to be gay. Jack, a straight heterosexual man, became scared, and went away.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Grimbal on Sep 20th, 2007, 9:12pm
Who is that Grimby guy you keep mentioning?
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by JiNbOtAk on Sep 20th, 2007, 9:32pm

on 09/20/07 at 21:12:56, Grimbal wrote:
Who is that Grimby guy you keep mentioning?


Haven't you met him ? He's one of the moderator of a very popular (http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=riddles_general;action=display;num=1190245178;start=8#8) puzzle/riddle forums on the net. Here's a pic of him.

http://www.geocities.com/meorhamzah/Grimby.jpg
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by ima1trkpny on Sep 20th, 2007, 10:19pm
LOL... I have to say I much prefer the more Pierce Brosnan look as apposed to Brad... but not bad  :P
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by hiyathere on Sep 21st, 2007, 10:12am
Hmm... Maybe, just maybe, this guy keeps his jack in the glove compartment, and not the trunk.

There are jacks small enough to fit in there, if everything else is cleared out.  :P
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by JiNbOtAk on Sep 21st, 2007, 6:17pm
Ahh, but what about the spare tyre ? Or is there a model out there that has a spare tyre in the glove compartment too ?   ::)
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Iceman on Sep 22nd, 2007, 9:16am

on 09/20/07 at 08:09:37, Grimbal wrote:
Tom tries to open the trunk but "accidentally" breaks the key in the lock.

You got it.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by JiNbOtAk on Sep 23rd, 2007, 6:09pm
For most car nowadays, isn't it possible to pop the trunk from the driver's seat ?

( In fact, there's a model which the trunk could only be opened from the driver's seat; there are no locks on the trunk itself )
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by thecow135 on Sep 23rd, 2007, 8:51pm
are we done nitpicking? =P
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by JiNbOtAk on Sep 23rd, 2007, 9:11pm

on 09/23/07 at 20:51:37, thecow135 wrote:
are we done nitpicking? =P


With Icey's riddles ? Never !!  :P
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Grimbal on Sep 24th, 2007, 12:45am
That situation looks familiar to me, as if there was a riddle like that already or I saw a movie recently.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Iceman on Sep 24th, 2007, 2:48pm
It was a similar movie.




on 09/23/07 at 20:51:37, thecow135 wrote:
are we done nitpicking? =P

Yeah, you tell him cow. I mean, thecow135.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by SWF on Sep 24th, 2007, 7:03pm
To deal with the trunk opener inside, just lock yourself out. In the movies why do they make it look like keys are as flimsy as a saltine cracker. I know I would need tools to break mine. I think in Terminator 2 the woman breaks a key to make it tough to open a door. If your key has an electronic transmitter to unlock the trunk breaking that will look pretty suspicous too.

Here are some suggestions:

Claim it is your 2nd flat of the trip and now you don't have a good spare.

Say you only like professionals working on your car, and that you prefer that AAA fix it. Afterall, you paid your annual membership dues, might as well use it.

Tell him your engine is making strange noises too, and have the cop check the engine while you do the tire.

Say that while at the lake you captured a pet squirrel for your son which is running around in the truck. You only want to open the trunk after you get the car inside your closed garage so the squirrel does not escape.

Tell the cop he can help but can't look in the truck because his birthday present is inside. You can even have a clear conscience on this one, since it need not be a lie. For Jack's birthday, just give him Bill's clothes.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by orange_cat on Nov 7th, 2011, 1:47pm
There is a simpler answer. Just tell the cop you don't want to open the trunk and you don't consent to a search. He can't go in there without a search warrant.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by towr on Nov 7th, 2011, 10:02pm

on 11/07/11 at 13:47:59, orange_cat wrote:
There is a simpler answer. Just tell the cop you don't want to open the trunk and you don't consent to a search. He can't go in there without a search warrant.
I don't think that's strictly true. If there is sufficient cause, I don't think he needs a warrant first. Say, if he were to hear someone screaming from the trunk (which isn't likely with a corpse, but I'm speaking in general).
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by alien2 on Nov 8th, 2011, 4:26am
This riddle is not that good. On what page did you find it orange_cat? If you’re looking for my older riddles, I must warn you that I had only a few brilliant ones. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Grimbal on Nov 8th, 2011, 6:03am
Other possibility:

-Tom flashes his FBI super-agent identity card.

- Tom mentions the numerous insults that Bill spoke about Jack.  Jack replies "That scumbag!  If he ever needs me, I won't move a little finger.  Now open this trunk".

- Tom said he found Bill drowned in the lake.
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by Reddoreamon on Feb 20th, 2012, 1:00am
awesome! this is almost as good as the transformers 3 news!
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by alien2 on Feb 26th, 2012, 7:34am
This riddle sucks. What is the matter with you? ??? :P
Title: Re: Kill Bill 3
Post by jemyclarke on Feb 26th, 2013, 3:20am
That's good news all round. Not only knowing when enough Kill Bill 3 is enough, but knowing that a director who thinks he's the most important thing about a film is never going to get Bond.


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