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(Message started by: Johan_Gunardi on Jun 4^th, 2007, 3:54am)

Title: Mother
Post by Johan_Gunardi on Jun 4^th, 2007, 3:54am

A girl cried, "Mother!" to a woman she had never seen before.

Title: Re: Mother
Post by towr on Jun 4^th, 2007, 3:58am

The girl was blind and heared/smelled her mother?

Or perhaps she was mistaken.

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Grimbal on Jun 4^th, 2007, 8:49am

The girl is a very smart newborn.

or

Just after "Mother" she shouted "f*cker".

Title: Re: Mother
Post by BNC on Jun 4^th, 2007, 12:27pm

"Kathy, I know you've been waiting for these a ;ong time, to finally meet your biological mother. Kathy -- this is your mother!"

Kathy: "Mother!"

Title: Re: Mother
Post by ima1trkpny on Jun 4^th, 2007, 1:08pm

The girl wanted to become a nun desperately and so when she happened to see one she yelled "Mother!" to get the nun's attention and ask to join the convent.

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Iceman on Jun 4^th, 2007, 3:59pm

Was it mother Theresa? Is her nick 'mother'?

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Iceman on Jun 4^th, 2007, 4:04pm

The doctor tells her that this is her mother who gave her away when she was just a baby.

Title: Re: Mother
Post by JiNbOtAk on Jun 6^th, 2007, 6:23pm

Darn, Grimbal got my intended reply first.. :P

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Grimbal on Jun 7^th, 2007, 12:46am

Which one? The newborn or the m*f*? Or both?

Title: Re: Mother
Post by JiNbOtAk on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:24am

The muthaf**ker one, of course. :P

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Johan_Gunardi on Jun 7^th, 2007, 4:47pm

Answer: [hideb]The girl was blind. After she had an operartion, she wasn't blind anymore, and cried to his mother.[/hideb]

Title: Re: Mother
Post by Sameer on Jun 7^th, 2007, 5:18pm

on 06/07/07 at 16:47:27, Johan_Gunardi wrote:

Answer: [hideb]The girl was blind. After she had an operartion, she wasn't blind anymore, and cried to his mother.[/hideb]

Did she have a sex change operation too? :o

Title: Re: Mother
Post by JiNbOtAk on Jun 11^th, 2007, 5:45pm

on 06/07/07 at 17:18:10, Sameer wrote:

Did she have a sex change operation too? :o

She was blind, she didn't realize she was a he until they operated on her..

Title: Re: Mother
Post by sxiz on Jun 18^th, 2007, 11:38am

Obviously, her reason for doing so was to confuse us with a riddle.