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(Message started by: Lightboxes on Mar 26th, 2007, 6:58pm)

Title: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Lightboxes on Mar 26th, 2007, 6:58pm
I made many posts before Dec 29th, 2003, 9:15am.
I made this post on Dec 29th, 2003, 9:15am:


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1   riddles / what happened / Re: Last Supper   Dec 29th, 2003, 9:15am  
Started by Quetzycoatl | Post by Lightboxes
He just remembered to commit suicide.  One of those darn morning chores that you just forget to do.


Then three years later I started making many posts.  I made this post on Dec 27th, 2006, 11:47am:


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1   riddles / easy / Re: Suicide Chess   Dec 27th, 2006, 11:47am  
Started by ThudanBlunder | Post by Lightboxes
Looks like I still remember my password.

I forgot the standard notation…but:

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1. Knight g1 to e2.
2. If Pawn to c2.
3. then Knight to c3.
4. Pawn must promote to bishop or else Knight to b1 or a2 (depending on promotion type).
5. Knight to a2.
6. Bishop must move somewhere…
7. Knight moves to bishops original location at c1.
8. Bishop takes Knight.

also:

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2. If Pawn to e2.
3. Then Knight to d4.
4. Then Pawn promotes to bishop or else Knight to e2 or c2 (depending on promotion type).
5. Knight to e6
6. Bishop must move somewhere.  
7. Knight can move to any black square on bishop’s line of attack.



What happened to me during the three years?
Added:  What happened that kept me from making posts?

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Icarus on Mar 26th, 2007, 8:47pm
Glad to see you made probation! ::)

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Lightboxes on Mar 26th, 2007, 9:01pm

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Glad to see you made probation!  


lol, nice try.  Nope.

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by JiNbOtAk on Mar 26th, 2007, 9:16pm
Several guesses, off the top of my head..

1) You went to Afghanistan for 3 years volunteer work, did not have any internet access there.

2) You were incarcerated for 3 years ---> as what Icky said

3) You were in a comma for 3 years.

4) You were found guilty of a computer felony, and instructed not to use a computer for 3 years.

5) You died, leaving your username and password intact in your computer. After 3 years, your son found it, and decided to log into this forum under ur name.

Take your pick..  :P

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on Mar 26th, 2007, 9:40pm

on 03/26/07 at 21:16:21, JiNbOtAk wrote:
You were in a comma for 3 years.


This one was my favorite.  :P

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Grimbal on Mar 27th, 2007, 12:58am
You decided to reread the "100 prisoners and a light bulb" thread?

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Archae on Mar 27th, 2007, 8:21am
You decided not to log on for about three years, so that you could pose a riddle: very clever! ;D

Either that or a lack of internet connection due to being somewhere else - having moved for business, call of duty or prison (as was already suggested),gone to the final frontier, etc.  :-/

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by C.S.I. on Mar 27th, 2007, 9:01am
You grew older.

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Grimbal on Mar 27th, 2007, 10:03am
You asked yourself: what is "Quality"?

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Lightboxes on Mar 27th, 2007, 2:47pm

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1) You went to Afghanistan for 3 years volunteer work, did not have any internet access there.

2) You were incarcerated for 3 years ---> as what Icky said

3) You were in a comma for 3 years.

4) You were found guilty of a computer felony, and instructed not to use a computer for 3 years.

5) You died, leaving your username and password intact in your computer. After 3 years, your son found it, and decided to log into this forum under ur name.

1-5...good guesses.  But I actually had access to the Internet.  


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You decided to reread the "100 prisoners and a light bulb" thread?

I hate that riddle.


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You decided not to log on for about three years, so that you could pose a riddle: very clever!

Nope.


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You grew older.

Nothing obvious.


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You asked yourself: what is "Quality"?

Quality of life maybe?

Some subtle hints:
1. [hide]I used to wear tennis shoes 99.9% of the time.  Now I wear dress shoes 99.9% of the time.[/hide]
2. [hide]I stopped posting to get something in return (but why?).[/hide]
3. [hide]I'm 25[/hide]



Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by denis on Mar 27th, 2007, 2:54pm
-You got your first Job in Jan 2004
-You got married or got your first child in early 2004
-New years resolution for 2004: More time for my job and/or family, less time surfing.
-You published a book of all our riddles and made millions

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by towr on Mar 27th, 2007, 3:02pm
[hide]You had to work on your thesis[/hide]?

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by Lightboxes on Mar 27th, 2007, 4:39pm

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You got your first Job in Jan 2004

That would be sad.


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You published a book of all our riddles and made millions

I can't stop laughing.


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You had to work on your thesis?

Close enough.  The last three years of my four year degree was difficult.  These riddles took so much of my time (last time I post a "What Happened" riddle, lol).  Although, the reason was not a thesis because I switched majors explaining my older age upon graduating.  I graduated on August 4th and now I have a good job and all the time in the world!

Title: Re: I made a post then three years later another
Post by JiNbOtAk on Mar 27th, 2007, 6:25pm
Hey, if it's any consolation, I graduated with my degree at the age of 25, so you're better off..  :P

Although, I did managed to get a job and a wife 3 on the same year, and a son by the next..so you have a lot of catching up to do !!   ;D



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