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Title: Gertrude Post by Sameer on Nov 26th, 2006, 8:12pm When Gertrude entered the plane, she caused her own death as well as deaths of 200 people. Nobody blamed or criticised her though. Why? |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by Desert Lizard on Nov 26th, 2006, 8:26pm [hide]Gertrude is a bird and was sucked into the engine causing the plane to crash. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.[/hide] |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by Iceman on Nov 27th, 2006, 4:14am Gertrude is a [hide]rocket[/hide]? |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by towr on Nov 27th, 2006, 4:22am Gertrude is an asteroid? (perhaps if it had been a greek or roman name instead) |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by Iceman on Nov 27th, 2006, 8:32am Mack the Knife put nitroglycerin in Gertrude's favorite earrings. Mack's cousin, Jack the Knife, was in that plane. Mack hates Jack, and he knows that Jack is a kleptomaniac, so Jack jumps and grabs the expensive earrings right away. This triggers nitroglycerin to explode, and Mack got two flies with one stone, since Gertrude was his wife. |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by Sameer on Nov 27th, 2006, 9:12am DL got it. Gertrude is a goose actually. There have been lot of incidents of jet planes crashing due to geese. |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by cchris on Nov 27th, 2006, 5:41pm Well I'd blame the bird for the plane crash.. |
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Title: Re: Gertrude Post by flamingdragon on Nov 28th, 2006, 7:31pm Gertrude entered the plane, was pushed by a terrorist from behind, fell on a skateboard, slid into the pilots room, knocked out the pilot, hit the lever on the plane to make it go forward, the plane went forward, and crashed into a building which incidentally was a fireworks factory. The plane then blows up and everyone dies although it wan't Gertrude's fault. ;D |
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