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(Message started by: truemuffinman on Aug 24th, 2006, 10:19pm)
Title: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 24th, 2006, 10:19pm
Two guys got into a fight over who murdered George W. Bush.
(it's the future)
Suddenly, Bobbyjoebob takes a knife and stabs Joeybobjoe.

Three hours later, they have another beer and laugh over what happened earlier. How is this possible?

  • Bobbyjoebob really did stab him, not an act.
  • The fact that it's the future is irrevelent, I just hate Bush.
  • They are both the original people.
  • The "three hours later" is also irrevelent, I just chose something random.


As always, only if you really need a hint: [hide]Re-read the sentance Bobbyjoebob takes a knife and stabs Joeybobjoe. carefully.[/hide]
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by graphia on Aug 24th, 2006, 11:28pm
Is "suddently" a typo?

And [hide]did he stab him with something other than a knife? Like a fish?[/hide]
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Death on Aug 25th, 2006, 12:52am
Or did he [hide]stab him with a joke knife - i.e. one with a retractable blade or something along those lines. although im not sure if that counts as stabbing?[/hide]  :-/
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by towr on Aug 25th, 2006, 2:07am
Maybe he stabbed a wooden leg?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by GeMsToNe on Aug 25th, 2006, 3:57am
Wah. I was about to reply when I read towr's answer. I was thinking of a robotic leg... haha.  :P
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Grimbal on Aug 25th, 2006, 6:04am
[hide] The people in the 3rd sentence are the same as those in the 1st sentence, but the people on the 2nd sentence are 2 other people.[/hide]
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by cchris on Aug 25th, 2006, 8:38am
Maybe [hide]no one killed anyone...[/hide]

And I'm glad you (and millions of people you tend to follow and aspire to be like, such as Green Gay) hate Bush, but that really doesn't have any pertinence to this riddle, now does it, moron?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by cchris on Aug 25th, 2006, 8:39am
Oh yeah and how about read "write meaningful titles" instead of nonsense gibberish garbage, hm? Possibly the dumbest title I've read.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 25th, 2006, 10:16am
Everyone but cchris, no.
Cchris: You suck.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by graphia on Aug 25th, 2006, 4:04pm
He stabbed [hide]a mirror image of himself?[/hide]

I can't really see what's wrong with most of the other answers though.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Icarus on Aug 25th, 2006, 5:33pm
Funny coincidence that you should post this on the same day as Sluggy Freelance's 9th Anniversary (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060825). :o
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Icarus on Aug 25th, 2006, 5:42pm
Aside from the riddle: I've generally found hating politicians - whatever their persuasion - to be counter-productive. But hating politician-haters doesn't work any better.

The thing I hate is flame-wars, and being a moderator, I can do something about them if I have to. I'd rather not have to, so please be civil.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 25th, 2006, 8:50pm
Post deleted, just because I can :P

I actually can't think of a counter for that one.

That's the point ;) Of course those who actually know me know it isn't true.. but hey..
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 25th, 2006, 8:51pm

on 08/25/06 at 16:04:26, graphia wrote:
He stabbed [hide]a mirror image of himself?[/hide]

I can't really see what's wrong with most of the other answers though.

No. And nothing's wrong with the other people's answers, they just aren't the one I was thinking of.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 25th, 2006, 8:56pm
Post eaten by rabid hyena's.
And, yes, I know I spelled that wrong.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by BNC on Aug 26th, 2006, 3:28am
truemuffinman,

You do realize you could be banned for not following modurators' instructions, right?

We have managed to avoid political discussions on this board for some time now. We also try not to insult ayone (and calling someone names, then saying sorry doesn't cut it).
So please.

And Cchris: let it go, willya ?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by cchris on Aug 26th, 2006, 10:24am
Have you noticed I said one thing? And that was before anyone even mentioned something? I've let it go, I honestly don't care.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Icarus on Aug 26th, 2006, 10:34am
I wouldn't say we've avoided political discussions, and note that I have left both truemuffinman's and cchris's opinions here, as they are both entitled to them, and to be able to express them.

However, they should express them politely. Something cchris has been able to do once warned (actually, twice warned...).

Truemuffinman doesn't seem able to comprehend this yet, unfortunately. If he doesn't grow up soon, more serious action can be taken.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Roy on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:13pm
I just looked at this and, STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN! ???
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:42pm

on 08/26/06 at 10:34:29, Icarus wrote:
Truemuffinman doesn't seem able to comprehend this yet, unfortunately. If he doesn't grow up soon, more serious action can be taken.

So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by graphia on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:55pm

on 08/26/06 at 20:42:52, truemuffinman wrote:
So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right?


Oh good grief...this is a good board man, one of the few I've found, can't you just accept what the mods tell you to do?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by cchris on Aug 26th, 2006, 9:30pm
Perhaps one of the two guys was a surgeon? But I guess I wouldn't be drinking beer after I'd just been operated on.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by towr on Aug 27th, 2006, 7:04am

on 08/26/06 at 20:42:52, truemuffinman wrote:
So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right?
If you feel that you need to make a case that you're not, this doesn't seem the way to do it.
I liked you better two days ago, can we perhaps return to that situation?
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by alien on Aug 27th, 2006, 11:34am
Maybe [hide]Joeybobjoe was the third person, not the one arguing with deranged Bobbyjoebob. So Joeybobjoe was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Or Bobbyjoebob recognized him, and killed him because he hates him too, not just George Bush.[/hide]   ;)    ::)
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 27th, 2006, 1:46pm

on 08/26/06 at 20:55:11, graphia wrote:
Oh good grief...this is a good board man, one of the few I've found, can't you just accept what the mods tell you to do?

Nope, sorry.

on 08/27/06 at 07:04:18, towr wrote:
I liked you better two days ago, can we perhaps return to that situation?

You didn't know me two days ago.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 27th, 2006, 1:48pm
Good ideas alien, but not what I was thinking.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 27th, 2006, 1:54pm

on 08/26/06 at 10:34:29, Icarus wrote:
Truemuffinman doesn't seem able to comprehend this yet, unfortunately. If he doesn't grow up soon, more serious action can be taken.

The worst you can do is IP ban me, you know. And I  can just use a proxy.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by towr on Aug 27th, 2006, 2:05pm

on 08/27/06 at 13:46:54, truemuffinman wrote:
You didn't know me two days ago.
You're first post was on the 22nd, with a few dozen since. And you made a good enough first impression.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by Icarus on Aug 27th, 2006, 2:12pm
What I think of who you are depends on how you act. Your behavior at this time can at best be described as childish.

I remain in the hope that you will eventually calm down to where you can think rationally, and realize the same.

And you are mistaken. I can do far worse than IP ban you. I can make it quite clear to everyone when you are behaving a fool.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 27th, 2006, 2:26pm
Okay;
now that I've lost all respect I ever had for the moderator's and any respect I might have had for cchris, let's drop it.
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by towr on Aug 27th, 2006, 2:26pm
Yay!!
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by truemuffinman on Aug 27th, 2006, 2:31pm

on 08/27/06 at 14:26:59, towr wrote:
Yay!!

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3733/immensejoyje6.png
Title: Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
Post by GeMsToNe on Sep 8th, 2006, 5:55am
Err... :P


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