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Title: Caps and Crooks Humor Post by alien2 on Dec 3rd, 2017, 7:06am 1. A man is arrested. The allegation is murder. The interrogator asks him: “Whom did you kill?” “I am completely innocent. “Whom did you kill?!” “Me wife!” “You are free to go.” 2. Inspector and his partner are driving in a police car. Apparently, there is no trouble at the moment so, they are relaxed. But, it is time for break and, well, they happen to be hungry. So, they pull over near . . . the soup kitchen !! 3. A thief breaks in a rich house and holds a rich man hostage. “Where is the safe, you darn rich mummy?!” “How dare you to interrogate me as if you were the police?!” “You’re right. You’re absolutely right. Sorry. I’ll leave now. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. No hard feelings?” “None whatsoever! just unite me first, please.” |
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Title: Re: Caps and Crooks Humor Post by rmsgrey on Dec 3rd, 2017, 7:42am ... ... ... ... ... I don't get it. |
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Title: Re: Caps and Crooks Humor Post by alien2 on Dec 3rd, 2017, 8:07am wife = the Devil the police = poor thief and hostage = solidarity (Stockholm syndrome) So, what exactly don't you get? If you don't get this, you don't get anything. I am giving you pearls here. Say, why don't You say something funny. IF you can do just that. |
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Title: Re: Caps and Crooks Humor Post by rmsgrey on Dec 5th, 2017, 8:05am Ah. Recalibrating: Take my wife... please I just flew in from Vegas. Boy are my arms tired What's brown and sticky? A brown stick |
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Title: Re: Caps and Crooks Humor Post by alien2 on Dec 5th, 2017, 10:37am Well then. I am glad you are functioning within established parameters. However, this particular topic is about cops and crooks. Still, I appreciate the sentiment likewise your sense of humor. |
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