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(Message started by: Azgard on Apr 9th, 2008, 12:02pm)

Title: Not a Riddle
Post by Azgard on Apr 9th, 2008, 12:02pm
Hydrogen atom 1: Hey! I've lost my electron!
Hydrogen atom 2: Are you sure?
Hydrogen atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Sir Col on Apr 10th, 2008, 11:44pm
:D

Another "classic"...

A neutron walks into a bar, asks for a beer, and is promptly served by the bartender.
"How much?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by temporary on Apr 11th, 2008, 11:20pm
Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Light a man on fire and you warm him for a lifetime.

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Stewie on Apr 14th, 2008, 5:01pm
;D lol i love tht.. i have never heard tht one before

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Azgard on Apr 22nd, 2008, 1:43pm

on 04/14/08 at 17:01:38, Stewie wrote:
;D lol i love tht.. i have never heard tht one before


Which one?

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Sir Col on Apr 24th, 2008, 6:03am
Where the referent of the anaphor is ambiguous the antecedent is assumed to be the preceding post. (See this post for an example.)

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Stewie on Apr 26th, 2008, 7:04am

on 04/11/08 at 23:20:25, temporary wrote:
Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Light a man on fire and you warm him for a lifetime.

This One  :P  

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Azgard on May 3rd, 2008, 8:07pm
Oh, thought maybe you liked mine...  :'(

Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Barukh on May 4th, 2008, 1:21am
Found here (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/1_15.html#subindex):

A function (F) and a differentiation operator (D) meet somewhere in Hilbert space.

D:  Make place or I differentiate you.
F:  Forget it buster, I am e^x.
D:  Well, I am d/dy.


Title: Re: Not a Riddle
Post by Azgard on May 7th, 2008, 8:53pm

on 05/04/08 at 01:21:43, Barukh wrote:
Found here (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/1_15.html#subindex):

A function (F) and a differentiation operator (D) meet somewhere in Hilbert space.

D:  Make place or I differentiate you.
F:  Forget it buster, I am e^x.
D:  Well, I am d/dy.


And once again, I am out of my league in the mathematics world...

Actually, I think I half remember this from grade 12 math, Advanced Functions and Intro Calculus... But that was many moons ago... :-[



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