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(Message started by: Benoit_Mandelbrot on Apr 2nd, 2004, 1:04pm)
Title: Evil People!
Post by Benoit_Mandelbrot on Apr 2nd, 2004, 1:04pm
I've recently made a discovery!  People with brown eyes are evil!  Here is some evidence to support my claim:
Saddam and Osama both have brown eyes.  There is a female walking around my high school wearing red horns on the top of her head.  Her eyes are brown.  I'm not lieing either!  There are people who dispise me, and they have brown eyes.  The one person I hate has very brown eyes, and approaching black.  Amazingly enough, all the pictures of models I have all have brown eyes.  They are so fine.  They are evil.  I've also noticed that brown-eyed people take more risks than the rest of us.  Just so you know, I have green eyes.  Blue eyes are the opposite of brown, so they are usually nice people.  I guess the evilness of the brown-eyed females have tricked me into getting pictures of them, and poisoning my mind.  Perhaps I shall get rid of them.  Naaaaa.  I'll have to be careful.  My sister's eyes are brown also, but this not the person I hate.  Sure, there can be evil people without brown eyes.  I've also noticed the brown-eyed people have less affiliation with the rest of us as well.
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by towr on Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:47am
all people are evil, so yes, people with brown eyes are evil too  ;)
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by hi on May 6th, 2004, 11:24am
Evil people are people who want to hurt someone or tortue someone. It doesnt matter is they have brown eyes or green. A person i my school who is evil has blue eyes.

Do you no what colour eyes hitler has because i dont no and he is really evil. So if he has brown eyes then your claim is probably true :D
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on May 6th, 2004, 11:33am
I remember hearing once that the allele for brown eyes is dominant, and that approximately 50% (or something like that - maybe even more) of the human population have brown eyes. This would suggest that the majority of the human race is inherently more inclined towards evil than everyone else, and that a majority have less affiliation with the rest of us as well. hmmm.....

Oh, and I don't have brown eyes, so don't immediately fall under the terms for an "evil propagandist" by your theory. Unless you feel that I should  :)
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Icarus on May 6th, 2004, 7:03pm
More generally, I believe the only people who do not have brown eyes and black hair are those of Caucasian ancestry. The presence of other colors, the result of low melatonin levels (I think...), seems to have developed in Europe.
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Benoit_Mandelbrot on May 7th, 2004, 9:23am
Now that is interesting.  I knew brown-eyed people made up greater than each, but I didn't know that they beat the rest combined.  Besides albino people, are there any other colors except brown, green, and blue without genetic manipulation and contacts, or any other artificial methods?
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on May 7th, 2004, 9:37am
According to a brief Google search, eye colour seems to be limited to: Light Blue, Blue, Blue-Green, Hazel, Light Brown, Brown, Dark Brown/Black. However, I would imagine these usually get generalised as varying shades of "blue-green-brown"
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Icarus on May 7th, 2004, 6:05pm
Haven't you ever watched "A Christmas Story"? Wherein the local bully Scott Farcus is described with "He had yellow eyes! Honest-to-God, he had yellow eyes!" ::)

With such a reliable witness as Hollywood contradicting your "facts", don't you feel ashamed? ;)
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on May 8th, 2004, 2:53am
Surely that would suggest that people with yellow eyes are evil...

And then, of course, some of the lighter shades of brown could sneak in as appearing vaguely yellow, so even Hollywood could be brought into line with the "facts"  ;)

Either that or they've been lying, which is always a possibility  :P
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by towr on May 9th, 2004, 5:45am

on 05/07/04 at 09:37:46, Three Hands wrote:
According to a brief Google search, eye colour seems to be limited to: Light Blue, Blue, Blue-Green, Hazel, Light Brown, Brown, Dark Brown/Black. However, I would imagine these usually get generalised as varying shades of "blue-green-brown"
There's also gray
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on May 9th, 2004, 4:08pm
I think gray is just a very pale blue-green, or something like that. But probably a fair point - I just couldn't remember whether I knew anyone who had gray eyes, so didn't want to suggest it without some kind of certainty
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by pedronunezmd on Jun 7th, 2004, 7:58pm
What is the term, in psychology, where you only remember facts from your life that support your version of the truth? Is it "selective recall" or something?
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Leonid Broukhis on Jun 8th, 2004, 5:51pm

on 05/09/04 at 05:45:38, towr wrote:
There's also gray

There's also red (albinos).
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on Jun 8th, 2004, 6:02pm
Pink, technically, and I think we were ignoring the exception of albinos...
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by DeMark on Jun 9th, 2004, 6:18am
I have green-grey eyes. When I'm angry, they get very green. When I'm sad, you can see no green in my eyes. Only gray. It's fantastic.
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by towr on Jun 9th, 2004, 9:08am

on 06/09/04 at 06:18:47, DeMark wrote:
I have green-grey eyes. When I'm angry, they get very green. When I'm sad, you can see no green in my eyes. Only gray. It's fantastic.
That's interesting..

And so convenient in a sense.. If only it was so easy to tell the mood with all women  ;D
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Speaker on Jun 20th, 2004, 7:33pm
I knew a woman from Australia who's eyes changed color, from grey and becoming greener when she was angry. She also had very very good eyesight. She could read small print on a poster from across the room.

Also, what about purple. I have never seen it, but I have heard about people with violet eyes.

Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Grimbal on Jun 21st, 2004, 5:54am
It is funny, facing an angry woman, I probably wouldn't take the time to notice the change in her eye color.
- Yes, darling, I am listening, but could you move over to the light?  I'd like to see something.  ;D
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by towr on Jun 21st, 2004, 8:03am
Actually, it might be a worthwhile comment to make.
Distraction is a good way to counter anger, just like counting to 10 is (and unlike punching the hell out of a something, or shouting, as that just keeps the feeling alive)
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by rmsgrey on Jun 21st, 2004, 8:24am
I find punching somethign hard is usually a very good distraction - I'm too busy feeling pain to feel much anger...
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Three Hands on Jun 21st, 2004, 9:51am
Although, by punching something, he generally doesn't mean people. At least, I don't think he tried to punch me last time I annoyed him...
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Speaker on Jun 21st, 2004, 5:19pm
You could always punch them in the eye. Then you would have black eyes.

In Japan now, you can get colored contact lenses. So, if you want blue eyes, you can just put them in. And, this way no one will know if you are evil or not....
Title: Re: Evil People!
Post by Nootch on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:40pm
Elizabeth Taylor has violet (purple) eyes -- just for the record.


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