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wu :: forums    riddles    what am i (Moderators: SMQ, william wu, Grimbal, Eigenray, ThudnBlunder, towr, Icarus)    Table « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: Table  (Read 431 times) alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Table   « on: Nov 14th, 2018, 1:29am » Quote Modify What is a table without chairs?   IP Logged SMQ wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 2084 Re: Table   « Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am » Quote Modify Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.   Unless you meant a database table? A pivot table? Table Mountain in South Africa? A table coral? A sand table? The water table? Or, perhaps, you wish to start over with a blank slate?   --SMQ IP Logged --SMQ Vondell Junior Member     Gender: Posts: 78 Re: Table   « Reply #2 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 10:24am » Quote Modify on Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am, SMQ wrote: Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.   Unless you meant a database table? A pivot table? Table Mountain in South Africa? A table coral? A sand table? The water table? Or, perhaps, you wish to start over with a blank slate?   --SMQ   Periodic Table? Table of Contents? Lonely?   IP Logged Why is it that people ask for my two cents worth, and then only offer me a penny for my thoughts? That deal sucks! Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Table   « Reply #3 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 3:10pm » Quote Modify A chabudai ! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chabudai   A mesa? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesa   Or it is une table avec des chaises. IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Table   « Reply #4 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm » Quote Modify A man without clothes can also be a table ! « Last Edit: Nov 14th, 2018, 3:19pm by Grimbal » IP Logged SMQ wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 2084 Re: Table   « Reply #5 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 7:17am » Quote Modify More traditionally, perhaps a coffee table or end table, which, while they are often placed near chairs cannot rightly be said to have chairs.   --SMQ IP Logged --SMQ alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #6 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 7:41am » Quote Modify on Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am, SMQ wrote: Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.   (...)   --SMQ Very correct.       on Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm, Grimbal wrote: A man without clothes can also be a table ! Very me (witty and fascinating).     on Nov 15th, 2018, 7:17am, SMQ wrote: More traditionally, perhaps a coffee table or end table, which, while they are often placed near chairs cannot rightly be said to have chairs.   --SMQ Very good.       « Last Edit: Nov 15th, 2018, 7:46am by alien2 » IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #7 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 8:57am » Quote Modify on Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm, Grimbal wrote: A man without clothes can also be a table ! You are so witty! Are you competing with me? Are you!? Or is it the other way around? Here are my two cents regarding belly-laughter . . .     A fly flies into a bar. The fly asks the bartender: "Excuse me, where is the toilet?"   « Last Edit: Nov 17th, 2018, 11:11am by alien2 » IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #8 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 6:32am » Quote Modify on Nov 14th, 2018, 1:29am, alien2 wrote: What is a table without chairs?   What is a table without chairs?! A tree! There's your damn table! (Speaking to myself.) IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Table   « Reply #9 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 9:27am » Quote Modify on Nov 15th, 2018, 8:57am, alien2 wrote: A fly flies into a bar. The fly asks the bartender: "Excuse me, where is the toilet?"   And...  where is it? IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #10 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 9:59am » Quote Modify This time what the fly says is more important than what the bartender says. Or are you hinting at something? « Last Edit: Dec 13th, 2018, 11:27am by alien2 » IP Logged dudiobugtron Uberpuzzler     Posts: 735 Re: Table   « Reply #11 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 3:51pm » Quote Modify I understand the joke to be that normally a patron would ask the bartender for a drink, and only later ask where the toilet was, because they wanted to use it. The fly, however, preferring excrement to beer as its refreshment of choice, asked directly for the toilet. IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #12 on: Nov 22nd, 2018, 5:30am » Quote Modify It reminds me of McDonalds. 1st you must order in order to acquire the right to use the toilet forwhy a code for opening the toilet door is on the check. « Last Edit: Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:28am by alien2 » IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Table   « Reply #13 on: Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:32am » Quote Modify Haha, I understand: flies don't speak. « Last Edit: Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:32am by Grimbal » IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #14 on: Dec 13th, 2018, 11:08am » Quote Modify on Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:32am, Grimbal wrote: Haha, I understand: flies don't speak. You could, God forbid, develop speech impediment; but that does not necessarily mean that you are a fly.   And here's yet another (a bit silly) joke of mine!     An elephant (that reached its full size) enters a bar. The bartender asks him:     - How did you get in?!   - How do I get out?!   - What? You don't like my establishment!?   - Well, do you serve buckets of water or not!? And who is going to clean my gigantic excrement behind me!? « Last Edit: Dec 13th, 2018, 7:44pm by alien2 » IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Table   « Reply #15 on: Dec 20th, 2018, 8:44am » Quote Modify The fly would be happy to do so.   See how 2 problems cancel into no problem at all? IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Table   « Reply #16 on: Jan 2nd, 2019, 11:44pm » Quote Modify on Nov 21st, 2018, 9:27am, Grimbal wrote: And...  where is it? I get it. You are in it. Of course. (Raging Bull)     on Dec 20th, 2018, 8:44am, Grimbal wrote: The fly would be happy to do so.   See how 2 problems cancel into no problem at all? I do! I was blind, now I see. « Last Edit: Jan 2nd, 2019, 11:50pm by alien2 » IP Logged Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print Forum Jump: ----------------------------- riddles -----------------------------  - easy   - medium   - hard => what am i   - what happened   - microsoft   - cs   - putnam exam (pure math)   - suggestions, help, and FAQ   - general problem-solving / chatting / whatever ----------------------------- general -----------------------------  - guestbook   - truth   - complex analysis   - wanted   - psychology   - chinese « Previous topic | Next topic »

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