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alien2
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A man can’t stand overweight women. He and an overweight woman are standing at a bus stop. He is standing next to her until the bus arrives. After half an hour he says to her with sincerity - Thank you very much. – and then enters the bus which just arrived. What season of the year is it and why?
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dudiobugtron
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #1 on: Jan 12th, 2017, 9:52pm » |
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I guess it has something to do with umbrellas - but in the country I come from that could be any season!
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alien2
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #2 on: Jan 12th, 2017, 11:48pm » |
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No.
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #3 on: Jan 13th, 2017, 12:51am » |
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It is winter because it is January.
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alien2
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #4 on: Jan 13th, 2017, 1:31am » |
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A matter of time, eh? I had something else in mind.
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #5 on: Jan 13th, 2017, 6:38am » |
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Ask yourself, why would he approach her in the first place? And why would any man or alien approach her? Because her beauty comes from the inside? Whatever works for you, it must work for me as well. It appears, earthlings and aliens are not so different after all. Carl Sagan did say that Martians will be humans.
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #6 on: Jan 13th, 2017, 7:15am » |
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The probability of getting the right answer is now 1/3, soon to be 1/2: Summer, shadow. [e] (added the hide tags (and this edit)) [/e]
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alien2
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #7 on: Jan 13th, 2017, 11:41am » |
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Yep.
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Re: Gluttony
« Reply #8 on: Jan 14th, 2017, 12:29am » |
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Summer, shadow. Let me tell you. That was one big shadow. I even thought nighttime arrived earlier than expected.
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