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codpro880
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You and your friend crashed in a plane on an island. This island is inhabited by barbaric cannibals. They make you play a game. They tell them that they must go out and find 10 of any kind of fruit. You come back with 10 grapes. The rules are that you have to stick the fruit up your behind, and you can't make a single noise. If you do, they will eat you alive. So you start popping the grapes in your butt...1...2....3....4...all the way up to 9. You're not feeling too bad and you're about to put in the 10th grape when you burst out laughing. The cannibals kill you and when you get to the pearly gates in heaven Peter asks you why you laughed. Why did you laugh?
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2009, 8:58pm » |
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LoL
because you saw your friend coming with watermelons or pineapple or some other big fruit.
Heard this joke before
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codpro880
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #2 on: Jan 18th, 2009, 9:19pm » |
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yep you got it.
My favorite are pineapples haha
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #3 on: Jan 19th, 2009, 12:41am » |
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I thought of coconuts. I am not sure I would tell Peter, though.
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #4 on: Jan 19th, 2009, 1:25am » |
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I heard this as a dumb blonde joke a while back
It was.... graphic. Yet hilarious at the same time
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #5 on: Jan 19th, 2009, 2:22am » |
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on Jan 19th, 2009, 12:41am, Grimbal wrote:
Why ? Durian would have been better. 
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codpro880
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #6 on: Jan 19th, 2009, 12:35pm » |
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durian that's good haha
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #7 on: Jan 20th, 2009, 4:18pm » |
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My absolute very favourite incarnation of the joke.*
It's from "League of Gentlemen"- a dark, twisted and brilliant British comedy.
(*disclaimer that I can't actually check the youtube link at the moment, am at work)
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #8 on: Jan 20th, 2009, 6:02pm » |
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Anyone who has watched the Adam Sandler movie "Little Nicky"... Think of Hitler and his punishment 
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #9 on: Jan 21st, 2009, 3:16pm » |
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Haha that video was good, and yes you got the correct link.
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