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alien2
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John is on a business trip and he will be absent four days from home. Before he left, he said to his girlfriend Cathy that it is over between them, because he fell in love with another woman. He said that she can stay in the apartment until he gets back. John suspects that Cathy will get back at him, trash the apartment or something. But when John returns the apartment looks just fine, and there are no new things in it. Cathy took her clothes and left. But soon John finds out that she did something out of spite. He wasn’t pleased. What did she do?
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #1 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 12:00pm » |
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Erased everything on his computer/tivo box.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #2 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 12:17pm » |
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Kill this new woman.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #3 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 1:39pm » |
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I had something else in mind.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #4 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 3:53pm » |
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A little adult themed, but she had sex with his best friend in his bed.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #5 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 6:18pm » |
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She trashed the car(s) that he didn't take to the business trip.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #6 on: Oct 26th, 2008, 10:36pm » |
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Along with her clothes, she took John's clothes as well.
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She made a number of ISD calls from his phone.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #7 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 1:56am » |
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She ordered him a shipment of drugs and then tipped off the police.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #8 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 2:21am » |
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She left with his new girlfriend.
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She left. She knew that John still loved her and would soon miss her. He expected her to come back after his affair. But she didn't.
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She put Novocaine in the K-Y Jelly.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #10 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 5:16am » |
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on Oct 27th, 2008, 2:29am, towr wrote:
After wikipediaing this, I think that capsaicin is worse
After my personal accident with some icy-hot
ANYWAYS She cut the electricity/cable/phone to his house
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #11 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 10:04am » |
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on Oct 26th, 2008, 10:36pm, gotit wrote:| She made a number of ISD calls from his phone. |
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This answer is real close. She made one call, not a number of calls. 
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #12 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 11:25am » |
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She called his landlord?
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #13 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 11:38am » |
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No.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #14 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 12:39pm » |
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on Oct 27th, 2008, 10:04am, Iceman wrote:
This answer is real close. She made one call, not a number of calls. |
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A bomb threat?
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #15 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 5:40pm » |
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A really really expensive call. She called somewhere around the world and left it off the hook
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #16 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 10:55pm » |
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She took 3 inches off of all his work pants.
She punctured holes in all his condom stash.
She mixed the detergent with shampoo, shampoo with mouthwash, mouthwash with detergent.
However, since it's phone related..
She called the airport and book herself a trip to Hawaii, reminding the guy to charge it to his account.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #17 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 11:40pm » |
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She calls the police, telling them some terrible thing about John.
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #18 on: Oct 27th, 2008, 11:49pm » |
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on Oct 27th, 2008, 10:55pm, JiNbOtAk wrote:
She punctured holes in all his condom stash.
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Close but no cigar, Bill. She punctured holes in his blow-up doll [other woman] that he had stashed. 
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #19 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 5:02am » |
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on Oct 27th, 2008, 11:49pm, ThudanBlunder wrote:
Close but no cigar, Bill. She punctured holes in his blow-up doll [other woman] that he had stashed. |
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Nah. burned his adult magazines
Though this topic may be going somewhere strange
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #20 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 5:30am » |
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It is not us, it is Cathy who does all these weird things!
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #21 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 5:39am » |
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She made a call to an expensive sexline, then left the horn off the hook and hid the phone somewhere (so the call would go on indefinitely).
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #22 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 5:41am » |
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Yeah, and the new girlfriend will eventually see it on the phone bill 
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #23 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 5:49am » |
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She doesn't even need to hide the phone really (since John can just turn the phone off by pulling out the cable) It'll still be expensive (not too sure how much a phone sex hotline would cost )
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Re: Dear John
« Reply #24 on: Oct 28th, 2008, 7:29am » |
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Even better: Cathy found out who the new girlfriend was and called her.
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