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wu :: forums    riddles    what happened (Moderators: william wu, towr, Grimbal, Eigenray, ThudnBlunder, SMQ, Icarus)    Oven « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: Oven  (Read 1352 times) cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Oven   « on: Apr 27th, 2008, 9:04pm » Quote Modify A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why? IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 ThudnBlunder wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler The dewdrop slides into the shining Sea     Gender: Posts: 4489 Re: Oven   « Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 9:11pm » Quote Modify The son was srn347. IP Logged THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.....................................................................er, if that's all right with the rest of you. cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Re: Oven   « Reply #2 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 9:39pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:11pm, ThudanBlunder wrote: The son was srn347. no IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 ThudnBlunder wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler The dewdrop slides into the shining Sea     Gender: Posts: 4489 Re: Oven   « Reply #3 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 10:00pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:39pm, cheesepuff wrote: no OK then, he wasn't brain-dead. But the rest of him was dead.   It was a cremation. IP Logged THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.....................................................................er, if that's all right with the rest of you. gotit Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 804 Re: Oven   « Reply #4 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 10:46pm » Quote Modify They were in shop for buying an oven. The father wanted to see how much weight the oven could bear. So he put his little son on the oven. When it did not break, he was happy. IP Logged All signatures are false. JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Oven   « Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 11:07pm » Quote Modify Gingerbread man. IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? gotit Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 804 Re: Oven   « Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 11:23pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 11:07pm, JiNbOtAk wrote: Gingerbread man.   And the father was a fox? IP Logged All signatures are false. Sir Col Uberpuzzler impudens simia et macrologus profundus fabulae     Gender: Posts: 1825 Re: Oven   « Reply #7 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 11:51am » Quote Modify He placed his son in the cast iron range to protect him during an air-raid. After it was over, he was happy because his they both survived.   However, it transpired that the oven was completely airtight and due to the length of time his son was inside he suffered irreversible brain damage from cerebral hypoxia. Consequently the father killed himself and forgetting that he was the only carer for his now vegetative son, he died also. Well, it wouldn't be a "What Happened?" riddle if at least one person didn't die! IP Logged mathschallenge.net / projecteuler.net cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Re: Oven   « Reply #8 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 2:13pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 10:00pm, ThudanBlunder wrote: OK then, he wasn't brain-dead. But the rest of him was dead.   It was a cremation.   Yep IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Re: Oven   « Reply #9 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 2:13pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 11:07pm, JiNbOtAk wrote: Gingerbread man.   I'll also accept this as an answer IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Oven   « Reply #10 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 11:13pm » Quote Modify on Apr 28th, 2008, 2:13pm, cheesepuff wrote: I'll also accept this as an answer     IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Sir Col Uberpuzzler impudens simia et macrologus profundus fabulae     Gender: Posts: 1825 Re: Oven   « Reply #11 on: Apr 29th, 2008, 4:07am » Quote Modify *feels dejected*   IP Logged mathschallenge.net / projecteuler.net alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Oven   « Reply #12 on: Apr 29th, 2008, 11:30am » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:04pm, cheesepuff wrote: A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why? His son was cold. What?       Or his son was phoenix.     IP Logged cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Re: Oven   « Reply #13 on: Apr 29th, 2008, 12:31pm » Quote Modify on Apr 28th, 2008, 11:51am, Sir Col wrote: He placed his son in the cast iron range to protect him during an air-raid. After it was over, he was happy because his they both survived.   However, it transpired that the oven was completely airtight and due to the length of time his son was inside he suffered irreversible brain damage from cerebral hypoxia. Consequently the father killed himself and forgetting that he was the only carer for his now vegetative son, he died also. Well, it wouldn't be a "What Happened?" riddle if at least one person didn't die!   I wasn't thinking this deeply.... IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Oven   « Reply #14 on: Apr 30th, 2008, 7:06am » Quote Modify 'T was the night before Christmas and the father was a turkey. IP Logged iono Senior Riddler dehydrated water....     Gender: Posts: 516 Re: Oven   « Reply #15 on: May 1st, 2008, 5:35pm » Quote Modify the son was firewood, and the father was the tree god? IP Logged So, if I help you, I'll get kicked for ksing, but if I don't, then I'll get kick for not helping... cheesepuff Uberpuzzler     Posts: 694 Re: Oven   « Reply #16 on: May 2nd, 2008, 5:05pm » Quote Modify on May 1st, 2008, 5:35pm, iono wrote: the son was firewood, and the father was the tree god?   The tree isn't happy when his kindred are being burned   IP Logged errrrrrrrrrrr........ 24 iono Senior Riddler dehydrated water....     Gender: Posts: 516 Re: Oven   « Reply #17 on: May 5th, 2008, 8:40pm » Quote Modify on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:04pm, cheesepuff wrote: A father put his son into an oven. When it was over he was happy. Why?     well, the father is crazy, and that's why he enjoyed seeing his son burn. IP Logged So, if I help you, I'll get kicked for ksing, but if I don't, then I'll get kick for not helping... Azgard Senior Riddler Just gonna drive around the planet, check it out.     Posts: 453 Re: Oven   « Reply #18 on: May 7th, 2008, 8:49pm » Quote Modify on May 5th, 2008, 8:40pm, iono wrote:     well, the father is crazy, and that's why he enjoyed seeing his son burn.   He wanted to know that his son was useful...?   IP Logged Lots of opportunities are missed because they come dressed in overalls and look like work. Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print Forum Jump: ----------------------------- riddles -----------------------------  - easy   - medium   - hard   - what am i => what happened   - microsoft   - cs   - putnam exam (pure math)   - suggestions, help, and FAQ   - general problem-solving / chatting / whatever ----------------------------- general -----------------------------  - guestbook   - truth   - complex analysis   - wanted   - psychology   - chinese « Previous topic | Next topic »

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