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wu :: forums    riddles    what happened (Moderators: william wu, SMQ, Eigenray, Icarus, ThudnBlunder, towr, Grimbal)    Honda « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: Honda  (Read 635 times) alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Honda   « on: Oct 14th, 2007, 9:45am » Quote Modify Jonathan was undecided at first about cash or check, but then he takes cash and goes to buy a motorcycle. If he had taken check instead, he would've died. What happened? IP Logged denis Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 1222 Re: Honda   « Reply #1 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 10:27am » Quote Modify The Hell's Angels had a score to settle with the motorcycle dealer. While Jonathan went to the ATM, a bomb exploded at the dealership. If he had taken his checks, Jonathan would have been at the dealer at the same time the bonb exploded. « Last Edit: Oct 14th, 2007, 10:27am by denis » IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Honda   « Reply #2 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 10:54am » Quote Modify Good idea, but he had the cash back home at his place. IP Logged Sameer Uberpuzzler Pie = pi * e     Gender: Posts: 1261 Re: Honda   « Reply #3 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 10:22pm » Quote Modify When he had gone to cash his check at the bank, there was bank robbery and the robbers shot all the hostages IP Logged "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. --Bell, Eric Temple Proof is an idol before which the mathematician tortures himself. Sir Arthur Eddington, quoted in Bridges to Infinity Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: Honda   « Reply #4 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 11:12pm » Quote Modify The motorcycle dealer discovered that all the checks he got for the purchase of motorcycles last week bounced.  Man, he is pissed off!  But he doesn't show it.  He is a professional.  He remains polite and smiles to the customer.  But inside he is boiling with anger.  So much that a single word can make it all burst out with savage violence.  And that word is "check". IP Logged gotit Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 804 Re: Honda   « Reply #5 on: Oct 15th, 2007, 2:03am » Quote Modify He put the money in a bag and put the bag inside his shirt. On his way, he had a quarrel with few hooligans who stabbed him and ran away. But because of the bag inside his shirt, he was not seriously injured. IP Logged All signatures are false. Ghost Sniper Senior Riddler Do not hide. It is useless.     Gender: Posts: 599 Re: Honda   « Reply #6 on: Oct 15th, 2007, 6:20am » Quote Modify The new checks has a very poisonous compound in it, and if someone wrote on it, the compound would be released into the air, killing anyone within a 5-meter radius. IP Logged *sob* I miss my mommy... *blows nose* huh, I'm on? oh right. (thinks to self) Time for my speech to these college kids. "Reason is more important than all emotions..." alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Honda   « Reply #7 on: Oct 15th, 2007, 10:17am » Quote Modify Gotit got it.     IP Logged alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Honda   « Reply #8 on: Oct 15th, 2007, 10:19am » Quote Modify ..........I was thinking of a bullet myself, but the knife is a fine choice. IP Logged JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Honda   « Reply #9 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:00pm » Quote Modify on Oct 15th, 2007, 10:17am, Iceman wrote: Gotit got it.       What was he using to pay the motorcycle dealer, one dollar bills ?   IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? thecow135 Full Member     Posts: 172 Re: Honda   « Reply #10 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:18pm » Quote Modify how high do 20000 one dollar bills stack up to? IP Logged cuz everybody noe that the game dont stop try to make it to the top fo ur ass get popped towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: Honda   « Reply #11 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 11:51pm » Quote Modify on Oct 17th, 2007, 6:18pm, thecow135 wrote: how high do 20000 one dollar bills stack up to? It should be 2.1844 meters IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB mikedagr8 Uberpuzzler A rich man is one who is content; not wealthy.     Gender: Posts: 1105 Re: Honda   « Reply #12 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 1:50am » Quote Modify He must be really fat (or really skinny and spread it over his body) if it was unnoticeable that he had an extra layer of money around his chest... IP Logged "It's not that I'm correct, it's that you're just not correct, and so; I am right." - M.P.E. alien2 Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 6991 Re: Honda   « Reply #13 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 5:21am » Quote Modify To buy the motorcycle with cash, that is a fat layer. As for the pocket, it could fit inside. 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