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Johan_Gunardi
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A girl cried, "Mother!" to a woman she had never seen before.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #1 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 3:58am » |
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The girl was blind and heared/smelled her mother?
Or perhaps she was mistaken.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #2 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 8:49am » |
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The girl is a very smart newborn.
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Just after "Mother" she shouted "f*cker".
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Re: Mother
« Reply #3 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 12:27pm » |
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"Kathy, I know you've been waiting for these a ;ong time, to finally meet your biological mother. Kathy -- this is your mother!"
Kathy: "Mother!"
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Re: Mother
« Reply #4 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 1:08pm » |
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The girl wanted to become a nun desperately and so when she happened to see one she yelled "Mother!" to get the nun's attention and ask to join the convent.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #5 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 3:59pm » |
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Was it mother Theresa? Is her nick 'mother'?
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Re: Mother
« Reply #6 on: Jun 4th, 2007, 4:04pm » |
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The doctor tells her that this is her mother who gave her away when she was just a baby.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #7 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 6:23pm » |
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Darn, Grimbal got my intended reply first.. 
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Re: Mother
« Reply #8 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 12:46am » |
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Which one? The newborn or the m*f*? Or both?
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Re: Mother
« Reply #9 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 1:24am » |
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The muthaf**ker one, of course.
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Answer: | hidden: | | The girl was blind. After she had an operartion, she wasn't blind anymore, and cried to his mother. |
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Re: Mother
« Reply #11 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 5:18pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2007, 4:47pm, Johan_Gunardi wrote:Answer: | hidden: | | The girl was blind. After she had an operartion, she wasn't blind anymore, and cried to his mother. |
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Did she have a sex change operation too? 
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Re: Mother
« Reply #12 on: Jun 11th, 2007, 5:45pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2007, 5:18pm, Sameer wrote:
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She was blind, she didn't realize she was a he until they operated on her..
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Re: Mother
« Reply #13 on: Jun 18th, 2007, 11:38am » |
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Obviously, her reason for doing so was to confuse us with a riddle.
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