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A saint woman.  
« on: Dec 19th, 2006, 2:49pm »
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A woman died in a village in Italy, maybe a century ago.  She never did anything exceptional in her life.  Yet, after her death, she was declared a saint by the whole village.
 
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 3:02pm »
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Was she like Mary at all? Giving birth isn't that exceptional..
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 3:44pm »
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People prayed to her, and their prayers were answered.
 
Though I'm not Catholic, I believe this is the central qualification to be declared a saint.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 4:36pm »
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When she died, she fell over on the local village dragon's tail, stunning it so that they could kill it.  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 6:27pm »
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When the village people came to her humble cottage upon discovering of her death, they found a likeness of the face of elvis jesus in the flatbread she had sitting on the counter...
 
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 6:42pm »
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the village hired a new marketing company to improve the image of the village? Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 2:17am »
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No, it was not Mary.
They found nothing unusual in her belongings.
It was not marketing.
 
BTW, it is supposed to be a true story.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 3:46am »
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Perhaps she was exceptional in death.  
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 4:53am »
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She died in a an usual way.  In fact, the story doesn't say how.
 
But the location of the village is a bit unusual.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 6:58am »
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Was she murdered?
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 7:19am »
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She died in a church called 'Banana split'. Her spirit split when she died, so the 'split' part was removed from church's name in her honor. Now the villagers call this church 'Banana'.   Cool
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 7:30am »
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Yes! Iceman got it!!!
 
 
 
 
er... just joking.  So, no, sorry.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 7:33am »
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Any kind of stigmata involved?
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 7:37am »
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WTF, what would eye sight have to do with it?  Undecided
 
 
JK  Cool
 
 
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 8:47am »
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No stigmata, and no astigmatism either  Wink.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 9:05am »
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Did strangers show up at the town upon her death?
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 9:10am »
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No strangers are involved and no aliens Wink either.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 12:49pm »
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Was she found dead in an unusual location?
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 2:21pm »
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Although she died in a village in Italy, was she Italian?
If not, is her nationality relevant?
Has she been canonised (officially recognised by the Church) as a Saint?
Was the declaration of her Sainthood a result of something that happened after she died?
Did anything during her lifetime contribute to the villagers convictions?
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 4:35pm »
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She was declared saint because she never did anything exceptional in her life. This means that she was small, humble servant of god, not eccentric egomaniac, which thinks that she is the center of this world.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 2:18am »
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on Dec 20th, 2006, 2:21pm, Sir Col wrote:
Was the declaration of her Sainthood a result of something that happened after she died?

 
Yes.
 
For all the rest: no / irrelevant.
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 7:13am »
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A flock of doves came and descended on her grave... or maybe a school of fish--how, I'm not sure  Wink
 
Thus, signifying a visitation of the spirit to take her to the pearly gates--an elite, saintly, dove entourage.
 
P.S. and to cap it off, this village had never seen a dove in their neck of the woods.
 
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 7:37am »
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Hm... it is true, many things could have happened.
 
Maybe a hint would be useful: Stromboli.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 8:35am »
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Hmmn, did their volcano suddenly become inactive?  Smiley
 
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 8:56am »
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No.  Definitely not.
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