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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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Rabbit Revival
« on: Dec 6th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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A nice, normal old lady is out for a Sunday drive. She can't see well and fails to notice a little rabbit sitting in the middle of the road until too late. As she exits her car, a young man pulls up behind her and jumps out. He says he saw everything and feels terrible this happened. The young man and the older woman walk in front of the car and see that the rabbit is obviously dead. The older woman breaks down crying, quite upset to have killed the creature. The man tells her to hold for a second, as he has an idea. He runs back to his car, opens the trunk, and fishes around inside.
When he returns, he is holding a common object, which the older lady has seen many times in her life. She asks what it is for, but he does not reply. Instead, he walks over to the dead rabbit, empties the contents of the bottle on top of it, and steps away. In a matter of moments, the rabbit jumps up, looks around and starts to scamper towards the woods. After a few feet, it turns around waves goodbye to the two onlookers. It then runs for a few feet, then turns and waves again. Once more, it runs, then turns and waves towards them. Then, it reaches the edge of the woods and disappears. The old lady looks at the man and asks, "What happened?"
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
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Re: Rabbit Revival
« Reply #1 on: Dec 6th, 2006, 1:33pm » |
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I don't know yet, but I have the definite feeling there's a really bad pun involved. 
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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Re: Rabbit Revival
« Reply #2 on: Dec 6th, 2006, 1:42pm » |
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There's a huge smirk on my face right now. Unfortunately there's no smiley for that. 
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Re: Rabbit Revival
« Reply #3 on: Dec 6th, 2006, 1:56pm » |
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Some hare-hair pun, I reckon. Something with shampoo and waves probably..
I'm pretty sure I heard the joke once somewhere, But I can't for the life of me remember it. And I'm too lazy to google..
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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Re: Rabbit Revival
« Reply #4 on: Dec 6th, 2006, 2:14pm » |
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You got to the finish line, towr. I'll help you break the tape.
The punch line to this horribly corny joke goes like so:
The young man holds up the bottle of shampoo and reads aloud "Revitalizes hair, leaves permanent wave."
It hurts. Oh, it hurts.
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Re: Rabbit Revival
« Reply #5 on: Dec 6th, 2006, 6:27pm » |
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Haha, this was a great one. Didn't last too long, but it was probably the most creative so far.
I was gonna say the tortoise won the race.
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