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truemuffinman
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STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« on: Aug 24th, 2006, 10:19pm » |
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Two guys got into a fight over who murdered George W. Bush.
(it's the future)
Suddenly, Bobbyjoebob takes a knife and stabs Joeybobjoe.
Three hours later, they have another beer and laugh over what happened earlier. How is this possible?
- Bobbyjoebob really did stab him, not an act.
- The fact that it's the future is irrevelent, I just hate Bush.
- They are both the original people.
- The "three hours later" is also irrevelent, I just chose something random.
As always, only if you really need a hint: Re-read the sentance Bobbyjoebob takes a knife and stabs Joeybobjoe. carefully.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 24th, 2006, 11:28pm » |
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Is "suddently" a typo?
And did he stab him with something other than a knife? Like a fish?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 12:52am » |
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Or did he stab him with a joke knife - i.e. one with a retractable blade or something along those lines. although im not sure if that counts as stabbing? 
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 3:57am » |
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Wah. I was about to reply when I read towr's answer. I was thinking of a robotic leg... haha. 
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 6:04am » |
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The people in the 3rd sentence are the same as those in the 1st sentence, but the people on the 2nd sentence are 2 other people.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 8:38am » |
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Maybe no one killed anyone...
And I'm glad you (and millions of people you tend to follow and aspire to be like, such as Green Gay) hate Bush, but that really doesn't have any pertinence to this riddle, now does it, moron?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 8:39am » |
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Oh yeah and how about read "write meaningful titles" instead of nonsense gibberish garbage, hm? Possibly the dumbest title I've read.
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truemuffinman
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 10:16am » |
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Everyone but cchris, no.
Cchris: You suck.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 4:04pm » |
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He stabbed a mirror image of himself?
I can't really see what's wrong with most of the other answers though.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 5:33pm » |
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Funny coincidence that you should post this on the same day as Sluggy Freelance's 9th Anniversary. 
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 5:42pm » |
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Aside from the riddle: I've generally found hating politicians - whatever their persuasion - to be counter-productive. But hating politician-haters doesn't work any better.
The thing I hate is flame-wars, and being a moderator, I can do something about them if I have to. I'd rather not have to, so please be civil.
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truemuffinman
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 8:50pm » |
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Post deleted, just because I can
I actually can't think of a counter for that one.
That's the point  Of course those who actually know me know it isn't true.. but hey..
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 8:51pm » |
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on Aug 25th, 2006, 4:04pm, graphia wrote:He stabbed a mirror image of himself?
I can't really see what's wrong with most of the other answers though. |
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No. And nothing's wrong with the other people's answers, they just aren't the one I was thinking of.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 25th, 2006, 8:56pm » |
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Post eaten by rabid hyena's.
And, yes, I know I spelled that wrong.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 3:28am » |
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truemuffinman,
You do realize you could be banned for not following modurators' instructions, right?
We have managed to avoid political discussions on this board for some time now. We also try not to insult ayone (and calling someone names, then saying sorry doesn't cut it).
So please.
And Cchris: let it go, willya ?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 10:24am » |
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Have you noticed I said one thing? And that was before anyone even mentioned something? I've let it go, I honestly don't care.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 10:34am » |
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I wouldn't say we've avoided political discussions, and note that I have left both truemuffinman's and cchris's opinions here, as they are both entitled to them, and to be able to express them.
However, they should express them politely. Something cchris has been able to do once warned (actually, twice warned...).
Truemuffinman doesn't seem able to comprehend this yet, unfortunately. If he doesn't grow up soon, more serious action can be taken.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 8:13pm » |
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I just looked at this and, STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN! 
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 8:42pm » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 10:34am, Icarus wrote:Truemuffinman doesn't seem able to comprehend this yet, unfortunately. If he doesn't grow up soon, more serious action can be taken.
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So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #20 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 8:55pm » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:42pm, truemuffinman wrote:
So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right? |
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Oh good grief...this is a good board man, one of the few I've found, can't you just accept what the mods tell you to do?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:30pm » |
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Perhaps one of the two guys was a surgeon? But I guess I wouldn't be drinking beer after I'd just been operated on.
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 7:04am » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:42pm, truemuffinman wrote:| So, in other words, you think I'm a f*cking idiot baby, right? |
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If you feel that you need to make a case that you're not, this doesn't seem the way to do it.
I liked you better two days ago, can we perhaps return to that situation?
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #23 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 11:34am » |
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Maybe Joeybobjoe was the third person, not the one arguing with deranged Bobbyjoebob. So Joeybobjoe was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Or Bobbyjoebob recognized him, and killed him because he hates him too, not just George Bush. 
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Re: STABBYSTABBYFUNFUN!
« Reply #24 on: Aug 27th, 2006, 1:46pm » |
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on Aug 26th, 2006, 8:55pm, graphia wrote:| Oh good grief...this is a good board man, one of the few I've found, can't you just accept what the mods tell you to do? |
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Nope, sorry.
on Aug 27th, 2006, 7:04am, towr wrote:| I liked you better two days ago, can we perhaps return to that situation? |
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You didn't know me two days ago.
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