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wu :: forums    riddles    what happened (Moderators: Grimbal, Eigenray, SMQ, william wu, Icarus, towr, ThudnBlunder)    total stranger's job « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: total stranger's job  (Read 1442 times) jpcansa Newbie     Posts: 2 total stranger's job   « on: Oct 20th, 2005, 9:59pm » Quote Modify Two men were sitting in a crowded restaurant. A woman who was a total   stranger to both of them walked in and told them her job. She said nothing   more and they said nothing. What was going on?? « Last Edit: Oct 21st, 2005, 12:16am by towr » IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: total stranger's job   « Reply #1 on: Oct 24th, 2005, 5:13am » Quote Modify "I am police officer.  You are under arrest.  Everything you say can be used against you!" IP Logged Grimbal wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 7527 Re: total stranger's job   « Reply #2 on: Oct 24th, 2005, 5:49am » Quote Modify or   "Hi, before you ask, yes, I am Miss Finland.  But I am not just a pretty blonde.  I am preparing my Phd in sociology.  I want to research the non-verbal communication of mute people.  Do you know any mute people I could use in my study?" IP Logged ChunkTug Full Member     Gender: Posts: 166 Re: total stranger's job   « Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2005, 8:50am » Quote Modify I polish monks' heads. IP Logged BNC Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 1732 Re: total stranger's job   « Reply #4 on: Oct 24th, 2005, 11:31am » Quote Modify "Hi, my name is Angie, and I'm your waitress" Boss: "Angie! Come back here RIGHT NOW!!!!"   or       The two guys waiting for their business associate Joe see the lovely woman come is, and make some sexist remarks. She approaches them "Hello. Joe cannot come today, so I'm your contact" <embarrassed silence"   or even   The same setup as before... "Hello. I'm your new CEO" <Gulp> IP Logged How about supercalifragilisticexpialidociouspuzzler [Towr, 2007] Icarus wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Boldly going where even angels fear to tread.     Gender: Posts: 4863 Re: total stranger's job   « Reply #5 on: Oct 24th, 2005, 2:58pm » Quote Modify on Oct 24th, 2005, 8:50am, ChunkTug wrote: I polish monks' heads.     That one has my vote! IP Logged "Pi goes on and on and on ... And e is just as cursed. I wonder: Which is larger When their digits are reversed? " - Anonymous Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print Forum Jump: ----------------------------- riddles -----------------------------  - easy   - medium   - hard   - what am i => what happened   - microsoft   - cs   - putnam exam (pure math)   - suggestions, help, and FAQ   - general problem-solving / chatting / whatever ----------------------------- general -----------------------------  - guestbook   - truth   - complex analysis   - wanted   - psychology   - chinese « Previous topic | Next topic »

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